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03-11-2012, 04:55 AM
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Whenever it feels right!
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"How do you mix the alcohol into the beer"?
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Meine Keezer
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03-11-2012, 03:04 PM
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Brewing Thespian
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Quote:
Originally Posted by triangulum33
"How do you mix the alcohol into the beer"?
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Easy answer? With a whisk. 
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03-11-2012, 08:39 PM
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#1863
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Originally Posted by stratslinger
Easy answer? With a whisk. |
With my hand! |
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03-14-2012, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Teromous
Just remembered another one. When I tell my wife I'm brewing, then after a long period to cleaning everything, then mashing...when the wort has been boiling for a while my wife will come in and wrinkle her nose and say "what's that smell?"
Sometimes I just come up with a smartass response like "Pancakes. It's pancakes. I just thought, you know right in the middle of brewing my beer, I'm going to stop and make some pancakes."
I can't wait until I get my burner so I can brew outside...
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i have to say that's kind of funny because through some odd coincidence my brother ALWAYS makes pancakes during a brew... |
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03-14-2012, 06:47 PM
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Grows On You Like Yeast
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Ignorance is just the lack of knowledge, and is excusable. Stupidity, however, would be painful in a perfect world.
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You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!
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03-15-2012, 10:38 PM
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whenever I invite a friend who hasn't brewed to come brew with me:
"Is this going to be ready tonight?"
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My preferred fining agent is adding three fish bladders in the secondary and waiting 2 weeks.
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03-16-2012, 01:19 AM
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I just got one of those tonight. "I'm brewing a saison on Sunday." "Oh, hey, I want some! Can you bring a bottle to work Monday?"
Yeah, girl, I wish.
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Almost gone: Fruity Fiery Hop Ale, Cream Porter
Conditioning: Black IPA
Primary: Ordinary Bitter (working title: Mind the Gap Ale)
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The first step is locating a cheap pasta maker. Are you married? If so you probably got one as a wedding present.
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03-16-2012, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by eatmorefrogs
whenever I invite a friend who hasn't brewed to come brew with me:
"Is this going to be ready tonight?"
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There is a difference between stupid and ignorant, that was ignorant... in other words, uneducated regarding the situation. I may get tired of explaining stuff like that, but I don't really consider it a stupid comment... unless it happens again after I have already explained! 
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"Why did you.... what was the point of... how drunk were you when you decided this was a good idea?" - DMartin
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03-16-2012, 01:57 AM
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I FWH my IPAs
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Originally Posted by wailingguitar
There is a difference between stupid and ignorant, that was ignorant... in other words, uneducated regarding the situation. I may get tired of explaining stuff like that, but I don't really consider it a stupid comment... unless it happens again after I have already explained! |
True... I have a couple of brewing trainees, and I'm constantly amazed at how little they know about brewing. But then again, how would they? I know approximately 1 million times more about brewing now than I did before I was a brewer. |
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03-16-2012, 01:20 PM
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Grows On You Like Yeast
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Kind of how on "Worst Cooks in America" (love that show) Bobby flay was making a sauce with a cinamon stick. "Wouldn't the cinamon melt?" asked one contestant. "Gosh, I can really take nothing for granted here..."
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You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!
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