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Old 06-22-2011, 03:19 AM   #1291
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I have gotten the same as the last 2 posts. My favorite is "What kind of alcohol do you use?".
got that one one too - I laughed, but in defense of them, if they know nothing about science/biology/fermentation/(common sense-LOL!!) it's quite a benign statement. I think the guy actually asked me where I bought the alcohol, not what kind - comical nonetheless.


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Old 06-22-2011, 06:54 AM   #1292
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My brother came over when I was brewing today and I let him try a bit of wort before I started the boil. He looks up, pauses for a few seconds like he was really focusing on the taste then says "taste a bit yeasty to me...." his face turned beet red when I explained there was no yeast in it yet.


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Old 06-22-2011, 07:47 AM   #1293
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I am so glad Im not the only one...In the area of Ohio I live in Coors Light is the go to beer so my I.P.A. and Bourbon Barrel Stout didnt go over to well at a camp out we had last night. I also brought a few bottles of Dogfish Heads 60 minute IPA which went unopened..
Holy Hell dude i live in Bryan! Didn't realize there were others so close!
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:55 PM   #1294
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My first beer (admittedly not how I wanted it to turn out, but the following comment was still inaccurate), someone told me "it tastes like soy sauce."

I fail to find saltiness in beer.
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Old 06-22-2011, 05:41 PM   #1295
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"What kind of alcohol do you use?".
To be fair, I've known several people that mix vodka, apple juice, and cinnamon, and then heat it up on a stove and call it home-made apple cider. They probably think that home-made beer would be similar.
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Old 06-22-2011, 05:45 PM   #1296
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To be fair, I've known several people that mix vodka, apple juice, and cinnamon, and then heat it up on a stove and call it home-made apple cider. They probably think that home-made beer would be similar.
Try it with captain morgan, apple cider, cinnamon, and a little bit of butter... very tasty!
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Old 06-23-2011, 01:50 AM   #1297
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last week brought a sixer of bells two-hearted over to my brothers... drank a few and left the rest...

...he calls me tonight and says "hey, stop by... still got a few of them fish beers left..."
Ha ha ha.! I love how this beer doesnt display ipa on it.This was kinda my entry level ipa gateway epiphony. I didnt like it at first then after a few more nights and trying it it was in my fridge weekly.I miss it now as i have a love for so many other ipa's.Gonna have to get back to this one- i just tried widmers seasonal citra blonde and it reminded me of two hearted a little,except session light and a tastey one also. Id have to admit until i read the bottom of the six pack carrier i wasnt going to buy it until i seen how the citra hops gave it the grapefruit and orange.Always nice for a hop to provide this than to be infused.
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Buddy of mine, when tasting my Surly Bitter Brewer clone AFTER I explained a little about the British Bitter style --- "yada yada but with American hops" I included only that the ABV was close to Miller Lite in an attempt to appeal to most people's idea of beer, and keep in mind this guy drinks Torpedo regularly....

says...... "so this is like a hoppy Miller Lite"... No.... no it isn't.
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My first beer (admittedly not how I wanted it to turn out, but the following comment was still inaccurate), someone told me "it tastes like soy sauce."

I fail to find saltiness in beer.
I wonder what Thats all about? I had a friend tell me an imperial red ale was salty recently. I was so confused.
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I wonder what Thats all about? I had a friend tell me an imperial red ale was salty recently. I was so confused.
I've had a few commercial beers that have had a salty aftertaste.


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