kicknbrew

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OH, I almost forgot about this one:

Long time mentor and friend: It's been a while, you should come for a visit.
Me: Can do. And I can bring some home brewed stout, too. Trust me it tastes better.
Him: Is it safe to drink?

SwampassJ

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Many pro brewers can find a smarter way then spending their time bickering over hopping schedules and the definition of stout.

Just a hint, if a few people in the same day find you disagreeable then perhaps it's not the other people who have the problem today.

mxracer652

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Every freaking time I hand a bottle of a new batch to my dad (probably employs 3 people at Labatt), he takes a swig and says "yep, tastes like beer".

Hop bomb, stout & everything in between, same response.

o4_srt

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lol you should put some dog **** and water in a bottle and hand it to him, wonder if he will say the same thing

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Conditioning: Muddy Paw Nut Brown Ale, Jump The Fence Independence Cream Ale

JoeBronco

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Thats called MGD

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On Deck ______________ Tasty's Brown (Brown with NB)
1st Primary ____________ Sour Pliny
Kegged________________ Sangio.Port Wine
Bottle Ageing __________ Giddy Gremlin, RyIIIPAWhiskey Vanilla Porter (Bottled 4-20)

SILVER - BABO - "Oaked Whiskey Vanilla Porter"
SILVER - Celebrewtion - "Bourbon Vanilla Porter"
GOLD - BABO - "Hoptop"
SILVER - BABO - "Screaming Cream"
Honorable Mention: (x2) Giddy Gremlin RyIIpa (x1) Pliny The Mexican

Jota21

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Took a weizenbier and an oatmeal stout (both brewers best extracts, nothing fancy) to my parent's house for dinner last week. Since my parents aren't big beer drinkers, i only brought one of each, ultimately for SWMBO and myself to drink with dinner, but to let them have a taste...
Dad on weizenbeir: Wow - tastes like what you can buy in the store. (More impressed with the fact that I made it than how it actually tasted)
Dad on stout: It looks like motor oil, but it's actually really good. I like it more than the other one
Mom on both: (with a bitter beer face) Yup. Tastes like beer.

Elky

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So sad I'm through this thread already.

Shortly after building my kegerator one of my buddys says:
Man that's sick! How are you going to get 3 different beers in there though without them mixing together?

He thought you just filled it up like a big tub.

turtle

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"Is there alcohol in it?"
"Does it get you drunk?"
"You made this in your bathtub?"

Reno_eNVy

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HA! Awesome first post

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Primary: Sahti, Strawberry Banana Blonde, Caramel Quad

Kegged: Cascadian Dark Ale -- Punkin' Ale -- "Bitter and Rye" American-style Bitter

Bottled: English Barleywine (brewed 9/26/09 -- bottled 5/5/10)

LET'S GO LA!
LA CAMPIONE!
PLAY FOR GLORY, THE GLORY LA!

HerotBrewer

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On Saturday I was at a friend's house (they're confirmed Busch drinkers, so I bring a six pack of that for them and a 12 pack of something good for the wife and I). I was wearing a Heretic brewery shirt and had brought a bottle of Double Bastard.

They had another couple over, and the husband said he hated Busch. I told him we might get along. He then said he hates those "Lay-gers." (lagers). I told him I like ales as well as lagers, to which he made a disgusted face and said they were too strong for him, too sweet (I think he meant malty). At this point I was at a loss. He doesn't like Lagers, and he doesn't like Ales... does he only drink lambics? So I asked him what he does like.

His response: "Budweiser."

*facepalm*

I tried explaining that that was a lager, but he didn't believe me.

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