Jim Karr

Recipes 

What is the absolutely stupidest thing anyone has said to you concerning how your beer tastes?

I gave some to my chiropractor, somehow expecting a somewhat intelligent comment, since he appears to be a somewhat intelligent person.

He said, "Wow, that stuff had quite a kick!"



My SWMBO, (love her to death), always takes her first taste of something new, and says, "Kind of heavy!"

DUH

__________________
As for me and my household, we shall serve the Lord. Joshua




"God is great, beer is good, people are crazy." Some country artist

rdwj

Recipes 

Funny - I've had both of those comments too. I don't know if they're "stupid" comments, just people trying to describe what they're tasting without the correct words to describe what they like or don't like.

I get "dark" quite a bit too. Most of my beers aren't dark at all, but I guess anything that isn't piss-yellow and fizzy is "dark".

__________________
On Tap: Whatever I just brewed (got sick of updating it)

c.n.budz

Recipes 

Them, "I thought it would taste different"

Me, "Different than what?"

Them, "I don't know, just different..."

Me, "Go home"

__________________
Knucklehead Brewery, Est. 2007

Always do sober what you do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway

olllllo

Recipes 

Them: "I don't like beer but I like your beer."
Me: "Thanks!"
In my head: "WTF? Then you like beer, genius."

__________________
Rabbit And Coyote Schwag
Rob - Phoenix Ambassador to Milwaukee
Where did your avatar go?
Ginger Beer for Moscow Mules Bacon Vodka
Twitter

blacklab

Recipes 

From the Bud Light crowd:

"Is this a porter?"

when I hand them an amber.

Ryanh1801

Recipes 

Friend trying The Hobgoblen.. . "Man this thing is hoppy" Me "WTF you mean malty" No its really hoppy..
Me Try to explain..
Him argue
Me.. What ever...

Kai

Recipes 

My roommate, whenever we crack open a cream ale (PM'd with some flaked corn as adjunct) THAT HE BREWED, says "you can really taste the cream", like it had dairy or something. It's awesome.

__________________
Next: Tousted Out Stoat, Hop Bomb, Ordinary Bitter
Bubbling: Belgian Summer Bitter, Vienna Steam Beer
Conditioning:Greenwall Lambic
Kegged: Christmas Ale
Bottle Conditioning:
Drinking: Saison Bâtard

The Green Wall Nanobrewery
tibi non nolis

Yuri_Rage

Recipes 

About a superhopped IPA:
"Wow, you really used a lot of holiday spices!"

About a MALTY Scottish ale:
"This is REALLY hoppy! Good thing...I love hops!"

About anything darker than BMC (from the same guy more than once):
"This is supposed to be like Guinness, huh?"

About ALL of my beer (from a BMC-sworn friend);
"This is good beer...for someone else."

__________________
YouTube Channel .......... Shirts, posters, and other SWAG

mrk305

Recipes 

"Man! That stuff will get you drunk!

Which one did you like the best?

Man! That stuff will get you drunk!

uglygoat

Recipes 

my cousin always tells me how this pint would go great with a plate of irish stew that he is dreaming of making. jesus christ, he's greek for the love of god!!!

__________________
A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick
The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick

never argue with an idiot, they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.