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View Poll Results: Time till the wonderful yeast fart?
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I crapped my pants after 3 seconds
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I'm crapping my pants right now, I'll get back on it
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15.22% |
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I farted immediately after my first bottle
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15 minutes
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4.35% |
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30 minutes
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6.52% |
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1 hour
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8.70% |
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1 1/2 hours
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6.52% |
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2 hours
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19.57% |
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3 hours
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15.22% |
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23.91% |
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01-14-2009, 07:46 PM
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#31
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Western Ia.
Posts: 249
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A combination, a herole, or maybe an assro...Scooby Doo could tell us...eh?
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01-14-2009, 07:49 PM
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#32
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: College Station, TX
Posts: 633
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Drank a homebrew a couple hours ago in the name of science? Nothing as of yet!
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Andrew
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01-14-2009, 11:43 PM
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#33
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 153
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2 Hours for me told the swmbo i was doing a scientific study  But i decided to take it one step further and keep drinking my homebrews to see if it intensified  |
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01-15-2009, 01:32 AM
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#34
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lafayette, CO
Posts: 484
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IowaHarry
A guy I work with is lactose intolerant and eats things just to work up a good fart. Sometimes he gets a little carried away. We named that particular syndrome after him. Someone else on here called it the "gamble and lose". He keeps spare underwear in his locker for just such an occasion. Man, what a hobby.
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I work with a guy who has the unfortunate (and hilarious) disability of not being able to go more than two hours without assaulting the toilet. A few years ago at the company holiday party I couldn't figure out why he left so early with his wife. It took a while for the story to come out, but he "Gambled and Lost."
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Kelpie Home Brewery, Lafayette Colorado
Primary: Creek Dog Stout x2, Two Dogs IPA, Grinning Kelpie Wheat
Secondary: empty :(
In Bottles: Belgian Wheat
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01-15-2009, 01:49 PM
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#35
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Western Ia.
Posts: 249
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To have to start the stop watch every time you step out of the biffy. Two hours is a pretty short leash. No hikes in the woods, no long movies, no sex...wait, that doesn't take quite that long.
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01-15-2009, 01:51 PM
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#36
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Cranky Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Willamina & Oak Grove, Oregon, USA
Posts: 24,799
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Yeast is definitely not a problem for my GI.
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Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
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02-02-2012, 02:29 PM
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#37
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Michigan
Posts: 199
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I seem to be immune to them. Maybe the next day I have some, but not when I'm drinking.
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02-02-2012, 10:15 PM
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#38
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: SW Michigan..Bangor/Covert area
Posts: 1,264
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What a great thread for a newbie to resurrect! Hooray for new members! 
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As for me and my household, we shall serve the Lord. Joshua
"God is great, beer is good, people are crazy." Some country artist
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02-02-2012, 10:48 PM
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#39
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Jay, Adirondack Mountains, NY
Posts: 1,738
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I thinks it's a myth. I don't get the toots from yeast. I always pour the entire bottle in the glass.
My dog on the other hand.... 
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02-02-2012, 11:12 PM
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#40
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Sparta, Tn
Posts: 9,055
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I kinda miss LGI.
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