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10-18-2012, 11:48 PM
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ECS 4 LIFE!
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AAArrrgghhhhhh!!!!!!!!
The point of this thread was I am a *****, and that little rubberband hurt
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Boohoo?
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10-19-2012, 12:07 AM
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No....BooBoo
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10-19-2012, 12:30 AM
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A girl once rolled over me and snapped my banjo string, and I don't own a banjo. It was a bloodbath. Paper cuts are for pusscats.
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10-20-2012, 03:20 AM
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Metal shavings...that is all.
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New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out: “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”
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10-20-2012, 03:35 AM
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Horehound
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SUV rollover at 60mph, estimated. Ejected from vehicle. Slid into a cypress tree.
Kidney stones.
27 red wasp stings, and that's where they quit counting.
Melted my arm to a toaster oven.
Attacked by a Doberman.
Maced myself. Hey, I didn't think it'd be that bad.
Been tased by those little handheld tasers. It's really not that bad.
Ate ghost pepper.
And ya know what, a little piece of brass wire brush stuck in the bottom of my toe, a chunk of skin removed by a rusted bolt or stepping barefoot on a lit charcoal still hurts.
And speaking of rubbers, getting your hair caught in the base of one, that's not too good a feeling either.
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PKU, he's in the shower drinking.
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I'd eat that.
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In my Sunday, going to walmart pajamas.
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10-20-2012, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by day_trippr
Perspective is everything: get shot, have an epic car crash, blow out a couple of lumbar discs while 100 miles from Hudson Bay and have to wait three days for the sea plane to fetch you out to a surgical ward, shatter a collar bone and have the idiots in charge of your care hold off on surgery for eleven friggin' months, have a routine surgery turn you into an ersatz Bell's Palsy victim for two years +...and a few other calamities along life's way...
...and you won't even think "Ouch!" from random dings...
Cheers!
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10-20-2012, 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
A girl once rolled over me and snapped my banjo string, and I don't own a banjo. It was a bloodbath. Paper cuts are for pusscats.
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"Banjo string" is a new euphemism for that, not one I would chose though. Perhaps 'snapped my giant redwood'?
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10-20-2012, 03:51 AM
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n00basaurus
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I had Nintendo thumb as a kid....
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10-20-2012, 04:13 AM
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10-20-2012, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Pappers_
"Banjo string" is a new euphemism for that, not one I would chose though. Perhaps 'snapped my giant redwood'?
How are you feeling now?
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A) You didn't google it then?
B) Still traumatized! 
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