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Old 01-31-2012, 02:32 PM   #11
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make sure you remove the burr...


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Stick a beer bottle up there, let loose, remove and cap, take to doctor.
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Just DON'T light a match...
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You need an ass-powered rocket. Yes, this is a real patent.

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Some beers contain hydrogen sulfide as a byproduct. Sulfites like this can make for some very stinky gas. It's the same ingredient as rotten eggs and swamps produce... in your pants.

If it worries you, go to a local hippy vitamin/health food store and ask for charco caps. They're granually activated carbon capsules that absorb foul intestinal smells. Let's face it, macrobiotic hippy-types eat a lot of undigestable foods and need relief somehow.

That, or they make charcoal underwear.
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Stick a beer bottle up there, let loose, remove and cap, take to doctor.
and that's why it's best to cap with a buddy...
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You need an ass-powered rocket. Yes, this is a real patent.

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That, or they make charcoal underwear.
Man, talk about a weenie roast.


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