Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Community > Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling > Placental Beer




Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-22-2011, 10:23 AM   #21
Hold on to your butts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
two_hearted's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 1,759
Liked 62 Times on 59 Posts
Likes Given: 12

Default

Why not throw some finger nails and belly button lint in there too?


two_hearted is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 04-22-2011, 10:28 AM   #22
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Ocala, Florida
Posts: 204
Liked 1 Times on 1 Posts

Default

this is real...I don't know what to say


hadabar is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 04-22-2011, 10:33 AM   #23
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Posts: 1,072
Liked 17 Times on 17 Posts
Likes Given: 27

Default

Not such a bad idea if you were to have a kid yourself and use the placenta from that.

The idea of using a placenta from someone else is kinda off to say the least.

The benefits are to the mother and possibly the father if he wants to help the woman along by eating it along with her.
All animals eat the placenta in nature to get the nutrients back and also to stop the smell attracting predators so it's nothing unusual in nature, but you don't get other cows or other dogs coming up and eating the placenta, just the mother.

We considered asking for our placenta when my kid was born but in the end we just let it go it was a nice idea but we didn't follow it through.

Maybe your woman is suggesting it's time you had kids in a very round about way
__________________
http://beernvictuals.blogspot.com/2011/06/using-liquid-yeasts-making-starters-and.html
http://beernvictuals.blogspot.com

You didn't say you didn't love me, when you were stretched out across my bed
You're drinkin' moonshine whisky and talking all outta your head.
Rory Gallagher - Pistol Slapper Blues (Trad)
EoinMag is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 04-22-2011, 10:39 AM   #24
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: ohio
Posts: 1,261
Liked 10 Times on 10 Posts
Likes Given: 1

Default

just throw the little bugger in a randal or hopback
superjunior is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 04-22-2011, 10:52 AM   #25
Master Mazer and All-Grain Brewer
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Ace_Club's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 31,917
Liked 1369 Times on 1305 Posts
Likes Given: 44074

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by maxam View Post
Why not throw some finger nails and belly button lint in there too?
Now you're just being silly and disgusting. This is a serious thread, please take your mockery elsewhere.
__________________
"If guns don't kill people, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people?" - Ozzy Osbourne

"It's only smellz." -Rocco

Sent from my iPhone 4s.

Canon T2i | EF-S 18-55mm | EF 50mm 1.8 | EF-S 55-250mm

3 whipped dog straights, Gillette Ball End Tech, 1959 Gillette Fat Boy
Ace_Club is online now
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 04-22-2011, 11:28 AM   #26
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Holland, Michigan
Posts: 971
Liked 49 Times on 32 Posts
Likes Given: 6

Default

But.... why? Seriously, why? What would you be getting out of this.

I've done some pretty effed up things in my lifetime, but I can't say that I never got anything from doing any of them. If there is nothing to be gained from doing this, then I honestly don't see the point in doing it.

And if you'll excuse me now, I have to finish vomiting in my trashcan at work. Thank you.
__________________
Does that make me an ***hole?

No, that's not what makes you an ***hole.
jmendez29 is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 04-22-2011, 11:39 AM   #27
Hold on to your butts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
two_hearted's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 1,759
Liked 62 Times on 59 Posts
Likes Given: 12

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace_Club View Post
Now you're just being silly and disgusting. This is a serious thread, please take your mockery elsewhere.
Just saying this is a completely weird thread. I could understand if you had some strange tradition where you consumed the placenta after your child was born, but it seems this guy is just trying to procure a rando placenta for fun and games. Kind of like cannibalism if you ask me.
two_hearted is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 04-22-2011, 11:45 AM   #28
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
JonM's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Milwaukee
Posts: 2,624
Liked 194 Times on 161 Posts
Likes Given: 3

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by heferly View Post
Damn auto-correct....i think he meant polenta...
Dear Autocorrect: Duck you, you pizza shift.
__________________
Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
JonM is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 04-22-2011, 11:49 AM   #29
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Montana
Posts: 6,153
Liked 143 Times on 118 Posts
Likes Given: 251

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by maxam View Post
Just saying this is a completely weird thread. I could understand if you had some strange tradition where you consumed the placenta after your child was born, but it seems this guy is just trying to procure a rando placenta for fun and games. Kind of like cannibalism if you ask me.
Yep, cannibalism; not to mention just plain nastiness. What's next on Dr. Frankenstein's "to brew" list? Aborted fetus pale ale, Cadaver Brown, Gallstone Stout? BLECH!
gratus fermentatio is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 04-22-2011, 11:51 AM   #30
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
sudsmcgee's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Western Chicago Burbs, IL
Posts: 1,489
Liked 45 Times on 39 Posts
Likes Given: 44

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by hadabar View Post
this is real...I don't know what to say
Look, eating or cooking with a placenta is just disturbing. The reason many animals do it is because the placenta has an odor that attracts prey to the newborn. The mother eats the placenta to get rid of the smell and to protect her newborn. Any nutrient replenishment is just a bonus, not the cause of this practice.

The fact that some humans eat placenta doesn't make it right or even healthy. Dried placenta loses most of its nutrients anyway, so I don't see the point. In this day and age all a woman has to do to replenish nutrients after birth is to eat a good diet and take a good natural prenatal vitamin. There is no magical nutrient in a placenta that you can't get from food or a vitamin.

Just give up the idea and consider it a sick joke.


__________________
"If you're here for the premature ejaculators meeting, you've come too soon."
sudsmcgee is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options
Thread Tools
Display Modes




FOLLOW US ON