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**Brewtopia** · 09-11-2008, 04:01 AM

Peeping through the knothole of grandpa's wooden leg
who'll wind the clock when I'm gone?
Go get the ax there's a flee on Lizzy's ear
and a boy's best friend is his mother.

Hanging from a window, a second story window
Why did they build the shore so near the ocean?
And who cut the sleeves out of dear old daddy's vest
and we dug up Fido's bones to build a sewer

McKBrew · 09-11-2008, 04:02 AM

I take it today was test day for the dispensing equipment at Naked City.

KingBrianI · 09-11-2008, 04:04 AM

someone's had a little too much to drink... either that or was painting a brewpub without proper ventillation!

**Nurmey** · 09-11-2008, 04:11 AM

I think he has gone over the edge working too hard.
'Topia, take it easy and get some rest. I'm going to start worrying about you if you continue to spout poetry.

**BigKahuna** · 09-11-2008, 04:20 AM

Actually...That's pretty dang creative....You could put that on the napkins or something.

**olllllo** · 09-11-2008, 04:43 AM

"Go Get the Ax"

yermej · 09-11-2008, 04:43 AM

I have that in my 'Wee Sing Silly Songs' book from when I was like five or something. I don't think I've heard it anywhere else though. Where'd you find it?

**Brewtopia** · 09-11-2008, 04:44 AM

I just remember it from my childhood. It's still stuck in my head from elementary school music class.

EDIT - It's wierd, the things that stick with you. I still remember all the lyrics to a song I wrote in the 8th grade.

"Bubble gum Fever" (Sorry for the title, it was the disco era)

Whenever I come home I grab my pack of bubble gum
and I stick the whole darn thing between my lips
Then I blow a bubble, I say I blow a bubble
as big as a circus elephant's hips

(chorus)
I've got bubble gum fever and I'm never gonna leave'er
Just gonna chew my bubble gum all day
Yes it's bubble gum fever and it started with Tom Seaver
Those baseball cards that took my money away

Well I get out of my chair to comb my hair
and you'll never guess what I found there
I look in fright at a horrible sight
Some bubble gum stuck to my head last night!

(repeat chorus)

**niquejim** · 09-11-2008, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brewtopia

Peeping through the knothole of grandpa's wooden leg
who'll wind the clock when I'm gone?
Go get the ax there's a flee on Lizzy's ear
and a boy's best friend is his mother.

Hanging from a window, a second story window
Why did they build the shore so near the ocean?
And who cut the sleeves out of dear old daddy's vest
and we dug up Fido's bones to build a sewer

"Excitable boy they all said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, well he's just an excitable boy"

That's the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that

**paulthenurse** · 09-11-2008, 02:06 PM

Holy Sheet, Brother! You stumped Google!