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Overheard At Work...
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I overheard this at work today:
"I'm getting her a vacuum cleaner & a case of slimfast."
I laughed so hard I spit coffee on the floor & I'm still giggling about it.
What did you overhear at work? Or anyplace else for that matter?
Regards, GF.
I can only imagine what Creamy overhears on the train. 
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12-19-2012, 02:10 PM
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you'd be surprised how often I hear" I hate it when they forget to put the dead bodies away" while I'm at work
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12-19-2012, 02:15 PM
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"How were the stripers last night." Of course we are taking about rockfish and not naked people dancing around. The fun of working in a tackle shop.
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12-20-2012, 05:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gratus fermentatio
I overheard this at work today:
"I'm getting her a vacuum cleaner & a case of slimfast."
I laughed so hard I spit coffee on the floor & I'm still giggling about it.
What did you overhear at work? Or anyplace else for that matter?
Regards, GF.
I can only imagine what Creamy overhears on the train. |
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12-21-2012, 12:15 PM
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you'd be surprised how often I hear" I hate it when they forget to put the dead bodies away" while I'm at work
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I hope you work at a morgue. 
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12-21-2012, 12:34 PM
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Years ago, a colleague had to look into whether it was legal for a particular municipality to sell a piece of seized property - the item happened to be real ivory. Without knowing the backstory, I overheard him on the phone with a Treasury agent saying "I'm sorry, officer. I don't know what kind of elephant it was."
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12-21-2012, 03:51 PM
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"Am I gonna need gloves for this?"
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12-22-2012, 12:51 AM
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"I knew I shouldn't have slept with him, but what can I say it was good." And this was coming from a guy.
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12-22-2012, 02:29 AM
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There's a lot of corn and potatoes in it today.
...and he was sitting in his car wearing a purple spiked dog collar.
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PKU, he's in the shower drinking.
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I'd eat that.
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In my Sunday, going to walmart pajamas.
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12-22-2012, 02:30 AM
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"Am I gonna need gloves for this?"
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That too
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PKU, he's in the shower drinking.
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I'd eat that.
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In my Sunday, going to walmart pajamas.
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