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Old 10-11-2012, 11:51 PM   #151
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How did this turn into a fart thread?

*pfffffffft* Silent but deadly.


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How did this turn into a fart thread?

*pfffffffft* Silent but deadly.
It's like rectal entropy. Everything, ultimately, is on a gradual decline towards flatulence.


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Old 10-12-2012, 12:03 AM   #153
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It's like rectal entropy. Everything, ultimately, is on a gradual decline towards flatulence.
Wow... that was actually poetic. No, not jokingly. Genuinely poetic.
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Old 10-12-2012, 12:04 AM   #154
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How did this turn into a fart thread?

*pfffffffft* Silent but deadly.
If they live long enough, they ALL become fart threads. I blame Darwin.
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Old 10-12-2012, 04:53 PM   #155
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moose bites can be nasty
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I started coming to HBT for all the great information here. I can't tell you how much I've learned. Just today, for example I learned a new beer-related term I'd never heard applied quite this way before.

Crop Dusting.
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Old 11-10-2012, 10:12 PM   #157
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Well, I'm in the mood again for some Eddie Vedder.

Play this for your wives. You can thank me later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Y0mhrqfeFjQ
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My wife can't stand Eddie Vedder...
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Hahaha- she's the first female in the universe, then!

And I have another idol, The Boss.

So here's really happiness:

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Oh, and just one last thing! I have this friend named Arvin who lives in Madison, and while we love him dearly, everybody calls him Fuc*ingArvin. I mean, we mean that in the most loving and respectful way.

Well Fing Arvin went to Alpine Valley last summer for a Pearl Jam concern, and it turns out it was a "Temple of the Dog Reunion" concent.

So not only does he hear my favorite song by my favorite artist, he hears it with Chris Cornell!

Anyway, that's my favorite song of all time, even above my beloved Tom Waits. So fing Arvin had a great time. Without me.


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