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Desert Monkey · 06-12-2008, 04:08 PM

Ok, so there are no pics in this post (and for that I am ever thankful), but I'm sure someone wants to see it - here's a link to a story about some poor bastard and his poor, poor car.

warning - don't be looking at this link if you are eating lunch, or want to eat lunch, or have no desire to see dog poop all over the interior of a car -

http://g35driver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212883

Just nasty...I'll stick with cats.

TwoHeadsBrewing · 06-12-2008, 04:08 PM

Dogs are great, but I've learned that they are OUTSIDE animals. Too many poops, pees, and regurgitations of unidentifiable crap on my floor. My dog is addicted to cat crap...if she gets out of the yard she doesn't run away, she just starts nosing through the flower beds for turd nuggets...gross. The worst thing is that after she downs one of these tasty morsels she likes to share her discovery by licking your leg

. For this and other reasons, at my house dogs are outside creatures!

ohiobrewtus · 06-12-2008, 04:14 PM

I couldn't thelp it, I finally clicked into this thread expecting the worst. Thankfully there were no pics!

RICLARK · 06-12-2008, 05:24 PM

I have had to deal with it a lot in the past, Nothing like cleaning it up in the middle of the night in my bedroom gagging and dry heaving the whole time.

dirtymike1 · 06-12-2008, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ohiobrewtus

I couldn't thelp it, I finally clicked into this thread expecting the worst. Thankfully there were no pics!

You need to go to page 17 or so. Ohhh the pics there......huuuuurrrllllll......

**Orfy** · 06-12-2008, 07:56 PM

not clickin'...........

dirtymike1 · 06-12-2008, 08:02 PM

http://g35driver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212883&page=11

about 3/4 the way down!!! It's long after lunch!

HighPlainsDrifter · 06-12-2008, 08:16 PM

^^^boxers must be prone to this
My boxer had this mishap:

Back when my old boy was just a youngster, I was trying to get some shut eye after a long night of frivolity, and he kept whining and licking my face. I told him to go lay down and leave me alone! it's nap time! Big mistake. The next thing I knew, there was this horrible ripping sound followed closely by what sounded like a five gallon bucket of water being thrown at the wall. I lept to my feet and looked around to see the damage but there was no dog anywhere. I called him and this sheepish face peeks out from inside my closet.

It was bad, real bad. I would throw my dirty clothes on the floor in there so of course they were covered, I thought that would be the worst of it but I was mistaken. I swear, I think he must have done a headstand in there because, somehow, he managed to get it five feet up the wall, and all over the hanging clothes. The dog felt horrible but it was my fault, I should have got my lazy ass up and let him out. You can bet if I hear a whine in the middle of the night now, I pop up like I've been poked with a cattle prod.

NJTomatoguy · 06-12-2008, 08:20 PM

Forgot about this one. I bought a brand new car on april 1 05, got home from the dealer late in the evening. Threw the dogs in the car and went for the first cruise, stopped at a hoagie shop within sight of my house and the little one tossed cookies all over the car while I was inside. Both front seats, dash, etc. A friend of mine came in and said he recognized the dogs, did I get a new car. Yup, I said. His exact words were" you're gonna need some towels." We still laugh about that.
I just bought another new car, and the seats were covered before the dogs got a ride. Lesson learned.

I know they sell it in the flooring dept of Home Depot. It's a white bottle that is a commercial stain/odor remover that the pros use for tough spots.

It works.

**Sea** · 06-12-2008, 11:17 PM

I's good to hear I'm not alone!

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Originally Posted by TwoHeadsBrewing

Dogs are great, but I've learned that they are OUTSIDE animals.

I'm with you 100%, and not that I want it to happen, but as soon as ou old gimpy kicks it, that's the rule FOREVER.

Well, maybe we'll let them in on christmas.