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View Poll Results: Ninja or Pirate?!?
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Ninja!
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Pirate!
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Chuck Norris!!!
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12-25-2005, 03:56 PM
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Art by David Shrigley
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Ninja or Pirate?
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Okay, the age old question. Ninja or Pirate? 
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12-26-2005, 08:03 AM
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Grande Megalomaniac
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Maybe the question should be:
"Ninja Pirate"
or
"Pirate Ninja"

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12-26-2005, 09:38 AM
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Pirates get to sail the ocean blue. 
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12-26-2005, 06:51 PM
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My friend used to ask me questions like this all the time. I think he may have even asked me this exact question. It's a toughy though. Ninja's are like the night, but pirates get to wear fancy clothes and swear a lot and drink rum and sing and they get big swords and parrots on their shoulders. I take pirate. Although a good ninja could probably board a pirate ship and kill everyone on board before anyone knew he was there. That's a risk I'll take, I guess.
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12-26-2005, 10:16 PM
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I chose pirate even though I was in the Army.
Personally, I would never want to join an organization that drank a lot of rum (OK, that's the only good part) and sang songs about blowing a man down, or have a guy called a "rear admiral". 
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12-26-2005, 10:50 PM
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Pirates
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I believe the daily pirate ration was a gallon and a half of beer a day.
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12-26-2005, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Genghis77
I believe the daily pirate ration was a gallon and a half of beer a day. 
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I could live on that, I think.
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12-27-2005, 12:43 AM
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Maybe I'm too old, I can't understand this question sober or drunk.
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12-27-2005, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by david_42
Maybe I'm too old, I can't understand this question sober or drunk.
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Just roll with it. I don't think it's supposed to make sense. 
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Up next: Big Brew Off competition between me and Kaptain Karma as one team, and my two roommates as another--We'll be brewing Pale Ales with specifications on malts, hops, and total yeild to see who's version is better (and to end up with ten total gallons of great beer).
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Primary: Grampa's Woodshed Apple Smoked Porter
Secondary: Zombiefoot California Common, Chocolate Strong Porter
Drinking: Seamus O'Drunkagan Irish Red, Humble Pie Imperial Stout, Capricorn IPA
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12-27-2005, 12:54 AM
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Pirates
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Ninjas commit hari kiri because all they have to drink are those little cups of sake.
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