Catfish

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Okay, the age old question. Ninja or Pirate?

Denny's Evil Concoctions

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Maybe the question should be:

"Ninja Pirate"
or
"Pirate Ninja"

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dancingbarefoot

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Pirates get to sail the ocean blue.

rewster451

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My friend used to ask me questions like this all the time. I think he may have even asked me this exact question. It's a toughy though. Ninja's are like the night, but pirates get to wear fancy clothes and swear a lot and drink rum and sing and they get big swords and parrots on their shoulders. I take pirate. Although a good ninja could probably board a pirate ship and kill everyone on board before anyone knew he was there. That's a risk I'll take, I guess.

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Also up soon: Belgian Dubbel
Primary: Grampa's Woodshed Apple Smoked Porter
Secondary: Zombiefoot California Common, Chocolate Strong Porter
Drinking: Seamus O'Drunkagan Irish Red, Humble Pie Imperial Stout, Capricorn IPA

homebrewer_99

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I chose pirate even though I was in the Army.

Personally, I would never want to join an organization that drank a lot of rum (OK, that's the only good part) and sang songs about blowing a man down, or have a guy called a "rear admiral".

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Genghis77

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I believe the daily pirate ration was a gallon and a half of beer a day.

rewster451

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I could live on that, I think.

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Up next: Big Brew Off competition between me and Kaptain Karma as one team, and my two roommates as another--We'll be brewing Pale Ales with specifications on malts, hops, and total yeild to see who's version is better (and to end up with ten total gallons of great beer).
Also up soon: Belgian Dubbel
Primary: Grampa's Woodshed Apple Smoked Porter
Secondary: Zombiefoot California Common, Chocolate Strong Porter
Drinking: Seamus O'Drunkagan Irish Red, Humble Pie Imperial Stout, Capricorn IPA

david_42

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Maybe I'm too old, I can't understand this question sober or drunk.

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rewster451

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Just roll with it. I don't think it's supposed to make sense.

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Up next: Big Brew Off competition between me and Kaptain Karma as one team, and my two roommates as another--We'll be brewing Pale Ales with specifications on malts, hops, and total yeild to see who's version is better (and to end up with ten total gallons of great beer).
Also up soon: Belgian Dubbel
Primary: Grampa's Woodshed Apple Smoked Porter
Secondary: Zombiefoot California Common, Chocolate Strong Porter
Drinking: Seamus O'Drunkagan Irish Red, Humble Pie Imperial Stout, Capricorn IPA

Genghis77

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Ninjas commit hari kiri because all they have to drink are those little cups of sake.