rjd

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might help if you read it in a Conan O'Brian voice:
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Have you seen the new Bud Light spokesman Rapper "Pit Bull" ?

He has a shaved head... if you look close you'll also notice he is walking backwards.

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I tried it out on a half-dozen co-workers, separately.
some tough cookies actually laughed so I tally this as my best joke to date.
It does require that you know the source joke that I'm calling back to so if you don't think it's funny because you don't get it, it's ok you are in good company.

the mother joke is:
"If I had a dog that ugly I would shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards"

get it pit bull?.... nevermind
RJ

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BobbiLynn

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Oh, yeah... umm, funny, thanks for explanation.

Only joke I know is the ham sandwich walking into the bar. He said "ouch". Or whatever, I can't tell jokes, never remember them right.

Bedlam

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I first saw this guy on a Bud commercial and thought that Moby had started looking WAAAAY dorkier somehow.
If he's supposed to be cool, I should get an agent.

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dfc

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How do you get your dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck him off...

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Simple bottling process

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^I LOL'd hard on that one. Let's see if the mods let it stay

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rjd

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If you're at a party and you overhear some of the lady folk talkin' about their "Kegel Exercises" you probably should not try to explain that in a properly designed gravity system it shouldn't be a workout, and that the march type pumps and a CIP setup is...well... TITS!

YMMV,
RJ

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