On an unrelated but similar note - another expression that does have occasion to be used - and I'm quoting my mother in law here
"slick as a d**ck on a dog"...
Primary - California Common -finally!
Secondary - nothing, back after year plus hiatus
Keg carbing & conditioning - nada
Drinking - store bought: Loose Cannon IPA, Wachusett IPA.
On deck: Trying to decide (beer); wine kit likely (red wine)