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Old 11-18-2012, 11:14 PM   #1
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My wife is on vacation for a week. I see a lot of brewing and beers this week...


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Old 11-18-2012, 11:19 PM   #2
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And porn...


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Old 11-18-2012, 11:47 PM   #3
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shamefully...yes...
AND BEER!
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Old 11-18-2012, 11:54 PM   #4
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build a fort out of the couch cushions and bedsheets!
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Old 11-18-2012, 11:55 PM   #5
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Might I suggest the following:

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Old 11-18-2012, 11:58 PM   #6
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What you'd better so is everything on that list. Don't fake. It's on the fridge. Get a move on.
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Uuuh...she takes her vacation away from you? WTF? Hell,yeah then,brew,drink,bbq...
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Old 11-19-2012, 11:48 PM   #8
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hookers.

Or invite her sister over for beer/wine/tequila shots and nekkid hot tubbing.
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WTF? How do you get your wife to go on vacay for a week without yoU? I'll tell you what, you have your wife call my wife and explain to mine that she can do vacation alone....I'll be the happiest son of a gun evah.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:16 AM   #10
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WTF? How do you get your wife to go on vacay for a week without yoU? I'll tell you what, you have your wife call my wife and explain to mine that she can do vacation alone....I'll be the happiest son of a gun evah.
Her parents were going to San Diego for a week. I said she should go along and enjoy herself. Little does she know that this was really a vacation for me!

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