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Old 01-05-2011, 04:04 AM   #121
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A skeleton walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Ill have a beer, and a mop."
Two blondes walk into a bar...

You'd think they'd have seen it....


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Old 01-05-2011, 04:05 AM   #122
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What's the difference between a blonde?
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Old 01-05-2011, 11:00 PM   #123
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A family from the sticks goes into the city for the first time and are totally fascinated with everything they see. as they have never seen anything like this before.

They walk into a hotel and are standing in front of an elevator when they see the door open and old and cranky women step into the elevator and the door shuts.

They watch as the lights start blinking. All of a sudden the lights stop, the doors open, and a beautiful 20 year-old blond walks out.

The dad turns to his son and says, "Go git yur ma!".
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