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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids.."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table with all of my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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03-18-2009, 10:23 PM
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03-30-2009, 09:58 PM
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To help pay for the $700 billion, stimulus package the treasury department is selling these wonderful Christmas gifts.
Here's the new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener.
Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2008 IRS tax forms. Watch your mail box!
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03-30-2009, 10:35 PM
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If girls with big chests work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
IHOP.
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03-30-2009, 10:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jds
If girls with big chests work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
IHOP.
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What's her name?
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Ilene.
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03-30-2009, 11:00 PM
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Girls of the Big 12
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Texas
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03-30-2009, 11:01 PM
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Girls of the Big 12
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Oklahoma
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03-30-2009, 11:02 PM
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03-30-2009, 11:02 PM
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Girls of the Big 12
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Colorado
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03-30-2009, 11:03 PM
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Nebraska
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Next: Irish Dry Stout, Caribou Slobber,
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