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06-27-2009, 02:17 AM
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Michael Jackson jokes
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Ok ok.. I know his body isn't even cold yet, But i heard some funny jokes today. I was wondering was you guys and gals heard. I'm not the biggest fan of jokes , but some of these were really good. here we go..
There was 2 boys sitting on ice cubes in Jacksons backyard. One guy said to another, why are there 2 boys sitting on ice cubes? The other guy said that Michael Jackson likes to have a couple of cold ones after lunch..
Here's another...
What's the difference between a MJ and a supermarket bag?
One is made of plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries..
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06-27-2009, 03:01 AM
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Let's have a moment of silence for Michael Jackson... Everyone grab their crotch and Beat It
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06-27-2009, 03:05 AM
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This one is really bad but here it goes.
What are Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas?
Patrick Swayze
Told you it was bad.
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06-27-2009, 03:12 AM
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I don't have any jokes, but I'm subscribing this thread!
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06-27-2009, 03:37 AM
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Opulence. I has it.
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This is actually from the Texts From Last Night site:
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The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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06-27-2009, 04:05 AM
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In honor of Michael Jackson, McDonald's is having a special on 50 year old meat between two 10 year old buns.
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06-27-2009, 04:09 AM
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from textsfromlastnight
(214): The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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06-27-2009, 04:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Donner
from textsfromlastnight
(214): The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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That's pretty funny. |
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06-27-2009, 04:36 AM
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I heard that during today's autopsy they found a 10 year old wiener stuck in his throat... 
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06-27-2009, 06:37 AM
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what were Micheals Jackson's last words?? Take me to the childrens hospital.
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