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I can't stop laughing. That's hilarious!
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09-26-2012, 02:15 AM
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Dying over here.
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09-26-2012, 02:53 AM
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Trophy Husband
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Kegs:Cali Common, Pilsner
Glass:Rochefort 8.1, IIPA, Snowball Pale Ale
Buckets:Conan IPA, House PA, Oak Porter
Next Brew:Who knows
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09-26-2012, 03:05 AM
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I expected a laugh but the fact I'm In my boxers and black uniform sox at this very moment made me laugh hysterically
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09-26-2012, 02:33 PM
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Grows On You Like Yeast
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Ladies, weigh in on that one! Why do boxers and black socks annoy you so!?
BTW, the toilet paper cannon made me snort so hard I had to blow my nose.
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09-26-2012, 02:41 PM
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10th-Level Beer Nerd
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Holy **** that gives me so many ideas... I'm going to end up getting my ass divorced!
The toilet-paper cannon... I'm making that!
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09-26-2012, 08:33 PM
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What a bitch @ 2:40!
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09-26-2012, 08:49 PM
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Wash and dry all of her clothes. You'll screw it up and likely ruin many garments.
You'll never have to do laundry again.
Also walk around and talk to them with your ball sack hanging out like nothing is happening. Sneak up on them and rest your nuts on their shoulder. You score 1 point for every second they remain in contact.
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I did the laundry thing. It cost me a fortune to replace the clothes. Still worth it. No laundry duties.
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09-26-2012, 08:57 PM
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Grows On You Like Yeast
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Ask who her favorite US President was. If she is awesome, she will say Lincoln. If she's not so awesome she will say Washington, because seriously what a copout. If she's Canadian, I dont know what to tell you.
With that being said, once she chooses say "oh yeah? Mine was Polk"... and then poke her. If you do this every 2 or 3 years you should be able to make it work each time.
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09-26-2012, 09:35 PM
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Ask who her favorite US President was. If she is awesome, she will say Lincoln. If she's not so awesome she will say Washington, because seriously what a copout. If she's Canadian, I dont know what to tell you.
With that being said, once she chooses say "oh yeah? Mine was Polk"... and then poke her. If you do this every 2 or 3 years you should be able to make it work each time.
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An intellect question wouldnt work with my wife, she thinks Joan of Arc was Noah's wife, and last Christmas when she was explaining the story of Christmas one of the grandkids asked why all the Inns were full and babyJesus had to be born in a stable, she replied because it was Christmas and everywhere is booked out over Christmas!
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