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Living Will
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Me and my better half were sitting in the living room one night and I said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.
Bitch!
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04-07-2006, 09:06 PM
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Will work for beer
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04-07-2006, 09:18 PM
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Not what I was expecting. Good one! 
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Dressed up as asses, drunk to the nines
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04-07-2006, 09:39 PM
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nice
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04-07-2006, 10:06 PM
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I think I am with SwAMi75! Not at all what I expected and today I needed a laugh. When I had my heart operation last November I did not do a living will.... it was something else.... wwhat was it called...... hmmmm..... my head is too foggy... can't remember the name, but its like one. |
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04-07-2006, 10:35 PM
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you got cable man?
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04-07-2006, 10:45 PM
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I think I am with SwAMi75! Not at all what I expected and today I needed a laugh. When I had my heart operation last November I did not do a living will.... it was something else.... wwhat was it called...... hmmmm.....
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How about a "Do Not Rescucitate Order"? I had my heart attack (I got an angioplasty, that's "balloon" to the rest of you...) over 9 years ago and have had no problems since.
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04-07-2006, 10:47 PM
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Guess I don't have to worry. No TV, no SWMBO. Just ale and dogs.
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04-08-2006, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by homebrewer_99
Me and my better half were sitting in the living room one night and I said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.
Bitch!
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My new nominee for post of the year!
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04-08-2006, 01:09 AM
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I prefer 23383
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Guess I don't have to worry. No TV, no SWMBO. Just ale and dogs.
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I truely envy you 
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