This little piggy went to market..,
 

Have you ever noticed; no matter which piggy goes to market, it's always the same piggy that gets the Roast Beef?

What's up wit dat?

Gesus you are drunk and you have little kids. I have no idea what you are talking about but I want to read more of your drunk babbling.

In my version the piggy that got none gets jealous and kills the piggy that got roast beef and steals his food. Guess it's a good thing I don't have kids.