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Old 12-01-2012, 12:19 AM   #11
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Holy crap I almost spit my beer out.

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Old 12-01-2012, 12:21 AM   #12
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Old 12-01-2012, 12:45 AM   #13
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these posts keep getting better and better!
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Old 12-01-2012, 02:15 AM   #14
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FINISH HIM!

Fatality move, come on! Lets see it!

Moses parts the red sea? opening up a path for thousands of trapped velociraptors to come and feast on the boring roman, or Scorpion. Man I hate fighting Scorpion.

or

The last supper is 12 dinosaurs feasting on roman guys various limbs!
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Old 12-01-2012, 02:30 AM   #15
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Apparently Jesus was a big fan of dinosaurs.
Nice of his father to kill them all off.
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Old 12-01-2012, 02:36 AM   #16
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In the book of Rvelation, Jesus returns showing of his tattoos, eyes of fire, and a sword coming out of his mouth. The English translations says he's riding a white horse. However, the original Greek text might suggest something more like a velociraptor. I don't really remember that interpretation from Bible College, but I will double check.
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Old 12-01-2012, 02:48 AM   #17
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Nice of his father to kill them all off.
we all know that dinosaurs were invented by the CIA to discourage time travel.
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Old 12-01-2012, 03:09 AM   #18
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I don't think Jesus would ride a pure breed dinosaur.
I think he would go for a CROSS breed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-01-2012, 12:28 PM   #19
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velociraptor/pterodactyl.

Hell on wings.
Heaven on its back.

This is all akin to Catholicism. Wrathful god. Secrets that even the pope doesnt know about.
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I see your Jesus riding a dinosaur and raise you Ronald Reagan riding a dinosaur.


...and then raise you Thomas Jefferson punching a gorilla.


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