a) when would you go? 1 month before the Crucifixion
b) where would you go? Jerusalem
c) who would you go with? SWMBO
d) why would you go? To see if all of it was true...or just a cruciFICTION...
5) what alcohol would you bring? None, Jesus would make it...
6) what alcohol would you bring back? Whatever was left over from the Last Supper...
I didn't post this to be funny...I'm serious...