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If you could have any object turned into a tap handle, what would it be? If you could have any object turned into a tap handle, what would it be?



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Old 01-03-2011, 02:44 PM   #21
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There are some very cool ideas on here... I was thinking about the guitar neck idea as well.. I just need a POS guitar to saw it off...
I have a guitar neck thats broken. I'll look after work for it. If you want it its yours.
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Old 01-03-2011, 06:52 PM   #22
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I just glued a plastic army man onto one of those cheap black handles. My first homemade handle!
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Old 01-03-2011, 07:19 PM   #23
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I have a hockey puck. What i really want is the butt-end of a hockey stick that was broken by a player in an NHL game. I have no idea how to go about getting one, but I think that would be cool
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Old 01-03-2011, 08:52 PM   #25
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That would give new meaning to pulling a pint.
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Old 01-03-2011, 09:04 PM   #26
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That would give new meaning to pulling a pint.
LMAO..Thanks for the offer on the guitar neck 509.. However I am now kicking around some other ideas..... Shrunken heads come to mind... hmmmm
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Old 01-03-2011, 09:16 PM   #27
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That would give new meaning to pulling a pint.
I would love to throw a party with self-serve beer where all the tap handles are different size/shape dildos. There is so much potential entertainment value.
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Old 01-03-2011, 09:24 PM   #28
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I would love to throw a party with self-serve beer where all the tap handles are different size/shape dildos. There is so much potential entertainment value.
........ and the winner of this year's "Most Appropriate HBT User Name Award is... WEIRDBOY!"
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Old 01-03-2011, 10:31 PM   #29
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One of these would be kinda cool.

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Old 01-04-2011, 01:29 AM   #30
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The bent connecting rod out of my blown-up HEMI.
I'm wrapping up my keezer now and I'm a big car guy. I've been looking for months for car engine parts as tap handles. Camshaft, connecting rod, maybe a scaled down crankshaft, and maybe a shifter or something. Can't use the steel its just too heavy and leaves the tap open. A friend has access to a smelter so I thought about casting copies out of aluminum but that's a LOT of work.

Anyone seen car parts as tap handles?


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