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If you could have any object turned into a tap handle, what would it be? If you could have any object turned into a tap handle, what would it be?



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Old 12-31-2010, 01:14 PM   #11
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I would make it a Hitachi Magic Wand. My wife loves that thing!
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Old 01-01-2011, 07:07 PM   #12
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There are some very cool ideas on here... I was thinking about the guitar neck idea as well.. I just need a POS guitar to saw it off...
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Old 01-01-2011, 07:14 PM   #13
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I would make it a Hitachi Magic Wand. My wife loves that thing!
I love that thing....

I busted out "bachelor party" from 1984 staring Tom Hanks and showed my wife that the magic wizzand is old school.

I am currently widdling away at a piece of wood for a tap handle its going to be a joke, and i call it a Az spotted WoodPecker

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Old 01-01-2011, 07:15 PM   #14
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A barbie doll. Or any doll, like nostalgic star wars dolls or something.
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Old 01-03-2011, 12:02 PM   #15
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I want to take some old/broken guitar necks and saw them off several inches below the headstock, keeping the tuners, frets and strings.
I did that. I haven't got around to putting the strings back on it. I cut the headstock off my daughters WalMart special and drilled and tapped the bottom of it.

Doesn't look bad, but I really ought to wind some strings back on and rub off the "First Act" logo...

I should be shopping for a Darth Vader Bobblehead to mount on the other tap.
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Old 01-03-2011, 12:28 PM   #16
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My ex-wife's head. The reasons should be self-explanatory.
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I like to squeeze the nickle until the buffalo craps-mt rob

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Old 01-03-2011, 12:29 PM   #17
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Oh, and her new husband's head could be the other one...........
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Old 01-03-2011, 01:58 PM   #18
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the cat skull i found in my inlaws yard.
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:26 PM   #19
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:42 PM   #20
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I've been on the Internet too long: the first thing that popped into my head was, "Your mom."

Hm...how about a taphandle with a little digital display telling you what's on tap? Like a tiny photo frame.

I'm totally doing that now

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