If Jesus Was One Of Us...

**HenryHill** · 03-05-2009, 04:05 PM

Would he be a wheat guy, or an IPA hophead, or maybe a belgian lover? I KNOW that he would not be an electric brewer.

And would he buy the first round?

I'd be happy if he just turned barley into beer, ya know?

McKBrew · 03-05-2009, 04:12 PM

Hmmm, that depends. If you accept the modern view of Jesus as a caucasiun male, I think he'd probably be a cool guy to hang around with. If you look at the area of the world that Jesus lived and the time period, I think the long haired Caucasiun would have stuck out like a sore thumb. I tend to believe Jesus is of more middle eastern descent and based on our relations with that area now, I'm not sure how Jesus and any outsider would get a long. More than likely there would be a mutual distrust of eachother, but a few beers would probably fix that.

To more specifically address the topic, I'm betting that Jesus would have drank/brewed the equivelant of a farmhouse ale or California common. Something low in alcohol that he could sip all day long, something that would ferment well in warmer temps.

**GilaMinumBeer** · 03-05-2009, 04:13 PM

Typical text indicates he was more into Wine than beer.

imaguitargod · 03-05-2009, 04:16 PM

WWJB (What Would Jesus Brew)

Here's a picture that proves Jesus likes Stouts:

(yes, that's me)

Parker36 · 03-05-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by McKBrew

I tend to believe Jesus is of more middle eastern descent and based on our relations with that area now, I'm not sure how Jesus and I would get a long.

Hooray racism!

As far as what beer he would rink, I would think a mild

**dataz722** · 03-05-2009, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by McKBrew

Hmmm, that depends. If you accept the modern view of Jesus as a caucasiun male, I think he'd probably be a cool guy to hang around with. If you look at the area of the world that Jesus lived and the time period, I think the long haired Caucasiun would have stuck out like a sore thumb. I tend to believe Jesus is of more middle eastern descent and based on our relations with that area now, I'm not sure how Jesus and I would get a long.

Wow... just WOW!

**IrregularPulse** · 03-05-2009, 04:37 PM

I agree with McKbrew on the aprt about Jesus would not be a white person and would be middle eastern
I DO NOT agree with him in the aspect of that fact completely erasing jesus from my friend list!
Jesus would probably be over in the wine forums, or at least into the Abbey's and Trappists.

BioBeing · 03-05-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by McKBrew

Hmmm, that depends. If you accept the modern view of Jesus as a caucasiun male,

You are being sarcastic, right? Do people really think that? I'm really glad I'm an atheist sometimes!

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I think he'd probably be a cool guy to hang around with. If you look at the area of the world that Jesus lived and the time period, I think the long haired Caucasiun would have stuck out like a sore thumb. I tend to believe Jesus is of more middle eastern descent and based on our relations with that area now, I'm not sure how Jesus and I would get a long.

I'm really not sure Jesus ever actually existed. But everything I was taught about him makes me think that yeah, he might not get along with you. Plus, I hear he drank Bud.

GearBeer · 03-05-2009, 06:22 PM

I'm not so sure that people consciously believe that Jesus was a caucasian male, but all the western art (i.e. icons and stained glass) depict him that way. So it's a subconscious thing, IMO.

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Plus, I hear he drank Bud.

I think that was holy water, they're so close in color I can understand how people could make that mistake.

**DeathBrewer** · 03-05-2009, 06:28 PM

This is just silly. Jesus didn't make beer, he was one of them wine pussies with all the other hipsters. Zombies only consume drinks made out of brains and necromancers only deal with "spirits", so wrong on all counts. Jesus has never and would never drink a beer.