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Old 10-25-2012, 09:34 AM   #461
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Oh I know how I will be flamed for this one. Ellen Degeneres.
I CANNOT believe you guys did not pick this up yet?
But my response to this is : YES you deserve flaming for this one cause thats just like Saying Justin Bieber (for a while I thought they were the same person.). No way Jose!!!

Now her wife Portia Rossi... Totally hot!!!

I have met Ina, she is a cutie. Her husband is a lucky guy. I bet she is a vixen in the sheetz.

Now you guys mentioned Giada de Laurentis ( who in real life has a HUGE head) and a couple other hotties (Nigella) . Isn't the point of the thread to have ones that are really not that hot.
Nigella is just a beautiful woman, and crapp I don't even like brunettes.
While I'm here another addition, the chick that plays "bones" sometimes I think she is hot and do-able sometimes i'm like dang she is so cadaver Looking. Scary!


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I agree. But she is out of place in this thread, I believe most would agree she is attractive.
Well, yeah, but you mentioned your Pippi Longstocking fetish and the Wendy's girl kind of reminds me of her (for those of us who are not pedophiles).


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Now you guys mentioned Giada de Laurentis ( who in real life has a HUGE head) and a couple other hotties (Nigella) . Isn't the point of the thread to have ones that are really not that hot.
Yes, Giada is hot. Not debatable. And she may have a big head, but large heads on women are generally considered attractive, particularly in a "cute" sort of way as they are associated with femininity and especially youth. Same with other features such as large eyes. On the other side of the coin, women with heads that are too *small* for their bodies are not usually thought of as attractive. At the very least, they almost always lose points for tiny heads.

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Nigella is just a beautiful woman, and crapp I don't even like brunettes.
Don't like brunettes?!?! How can you "not like" such a dominant trait? What hair color would you *not* kick a woman out of bed for?

As a kid I was always into blondes the most. Then around the last year or two of high school I realized that most "hot" blondes look the exact same, and it's not even a look that particularly appeals to me. Now it's darker hair that will get me going, and normal blonde is probably my least favorite "natural" hair color (besides grey and white of course). Red hair is nice too, unless she's a ginger. Hell, even "strawberry blonde" gets way more points from me. Sometimes a rich chestnut is just the perfect color for a girl, and raven-haired girls with fair skin are often a winning combination.

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While I'm here another addition, the chick that plays "bones" sometimes I think she is hot and do-able sometimes i'm like dang she is so cadaver Looking. Scary!
That's actually not an addition! There were a couple of people that said Emily Deschanel, and with that massive jaw of hers, I think there's a place for her on this list.

Her sister Zooey, on the other hand, is pretty much the definition of gorgeous, and definitely a great example of why dark hair is beautiful. Imagining her as a blonde... Not only does it seem entirely disappointing to turn her into one of those mass-produced barbie-doll types, but I think they should make an actual law prohibiting her from dyeing her hair blonde, as it'd be downright criminal!

Hell, I think that law should apply to all women. Too many turn their perfectly beautiful selves into the woman equivalent of BMC, boring and devoid of the uniqueness that makes them nice to look at, under the foolish idea that going blonde makes them more attractive. I know it does for many men, but even though there are some women who actually look best as blondes, it is far more often an absolute travesty.
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I have met Ina, she is a cutie. Her husband is a lucky guy. I bet she is a vixen in the sheetz.
You are obviously a person of great intelligence and insight
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I CANNOT believe you guys did not pick this up yet?
But my response to this is : YES you deserve flaming for this one cause thats just like Saying Justin Bieber (for a while I thought they were the same person.). No way Jose!!!

Now her wife Portia Rossi... Totally hot!!!

I have met Ina, she is a cutie. Her husband is a lucky guy. I bet she is a vixen in the sheetz.

Now you guys mentioned Giada de Laurentis ( who in real life has a HUGE head) and a couple other hotties (Nigella) . Isn't the point of the thread to have ones that are really not that hot.
Nigella is just a beautiful woman, and crapp I don't even like brunettes.
While I'm here another addition, the chick that plays "bones" sometimes I think she is hot and do-able sometimes i'm like dang she is so cadaver Looking. Scary!
Ahem, did you NOT see Ellen in that love scene with Sharon Stone? How about the Cover Girl commercials? I would say that that is some aspirational you'll-never-get-with-her-because-you're-married-and-she's-gay-and-famous-but-wow-you-want-to action.

You can quote me.
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Geez..after reading this thread I have decided that you guys have very questionable taste in women at the very best.
Thank GOD! Someone brought the cool kid. Before, it was just the rest of us losers ogling ugly chicks.
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Is it just me or does she look like Nikki Cox, with smaller boobs.
I can't seem to find that pic online yet. Need more research. It doesn't look "much" like her IMO.
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Who the hell is Nikki Cox? Wasn't he in Mötley Crüe?
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Yes, Giada is hot. Not debatable. And she may have a big head, but large heads on women are generally considered attractive, particularly in a "cute" sort of way as they are associated with femininity and especially youth. Same with other features such as large eyes. On the other side of the coin, women with heads that are too *small* for their bodies are not usually thought of as attractive. At the very least, they almost always lose points for tiny heads.
I never put those two together and you know what now that I look at it most big head women that I can think of are attractive.
I'm glad I have a big head! - smirk-

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Don't like brunettes?!?! How can you "not like" such a dominant trait? What hair color would you *not* kick a woman out of bed for?
Isn't that crazy, I know, and I'm a brunette myself. I guess it would be like dating my sister... Don't get me wrong I have dated a couple of brunette, but then one looked like a copy of Brooke shield and her hair wasn't really black, more like brownish hair. The other was another Brooke Shield look alike. I guess I have a thing for Brooke. Ummm

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As a kid I was always into blondes the most. Then around the last year or two of high school I realized that most "hot" blondes look the exact same, and it's not even a look that particularly appeals to me. Now it's darker hair that will get me going, and normal blonde is probably my least favorite "natural" hair color (besides grey and white of course). Red hair is nice too, unless she's a ginger. Hell, even "strawberry blonde" gets way more points from me. Sometimes a rich chestnut is just the perfect color for a girl, and raven-haired girls with fair skin are often a winning combination.
I actually don't get it either. I do not get the women that have straight hair and must have a perm or the other way around.

Talking of hair color and hotness, you mentioned a dislike for gingers. Have you noticed that gingers are either really effing ugly or really effing hot?
Example : Nicole Kidman
http://www.fansshare.com/celebrity/photos/934_ws-nicole-kidman-hot-fwidth-ginger-1475973036.jpg
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That's actually not an addition! There were a couple of people that said Emily Deschanel, and with that massive jaw of hers, I think there's a place for her on this list.
Crap I did not know her name. Yes yes she has a massive jaw. You know who else has a massive jaw but is hot, The chick from house , Lisa Eldestein.

http://xtremewalls.com/wallpaper/hollywoodf/Lisa_Edelstein/45/1600x1200/

See I can find Brunettes hot!!!

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Her sister Zooey, on the other hand, is pretty much the definition of gorgeous, and definitely a great example of why dark hair is beautiful. Imagining her as a blonde... Not only does it seem entirely disappointing to turn her into one of those mass-produced barbie-doll types, but I think they should make an actual law prohibiting her from dyeing her hair blonde, as it'd be downright criminal!

Yeah she is hot. We can't possibly put her on this thread thought!

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Hell, I think that law should apply to all women. Too many turn their perfectly beautiful selves into the woman equivalent of BMC, boring and devoid of the uniqueness that makes them nice to look at, under the foolish idea that going blonde makes them more attractive. I know it does for many men, but even though there are some women who actually look best as blondes, it is far more often an absolute travesty.
I think sticking to natural hair color is a good idea, regardless of the color. Example black or Latina women that go blonde, that's just a big no no.

Women have such complex about appearance, I mean look at the teenage girls starting themselves to be stick figures like on magazines. I mean really? As a society we are a
Tad brainwashed that you must be tall as ****, blonde and a stick figure and then from there everyone considers you hot.

I know I live with one, my partner, who gets a kick when people hear she is also a doctor in biochemistry and molecular genetics...
She always says: I like the look on people faces that are not expecting much cause I'm pretty ( she knows it too) and then boom you tell them what you do and all of a sudden they are blown
Away.
I'm glad she considers this short ( I'm 5'6" ) Latin ball of fire hot.

Trust me I get it man!

To creamy;

I guess ugly women need some ooglin about too.
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Her sister Zooey, on the other hand, is pretty much the definition of gorgeous, and definitely a great example of why dark hair is beautiful. Imagining her as a blonde...
Wasn't she blonde in Elf?


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