Wow - took me a week, but I finally get it.
It's A list of beers in the order they were drunk. Surly Cynic and Surly Furious with a SN Narwhal in the middle. 6 of those in a row explains the gibberish to the right of the equal sign. That's when it all went South...
I'm a little concerned about what might have happened to the poor flying squirrel.
I feel better. This was really bugging me.
Never underestimate the potential of someone who refuses to act their age.