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Old 06-12-2009, 08:47 PM   #1
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Default I just met my first HBT member!
It was Hugh_Jass!

Turns out that his user name is not ironic. I had to widen the drive so that he could walk down it.

He was not strange and weird like I expected. Sure, he mentioned his cousins a lot and drooled a little when he talked about Mary Sue......but I think that was probably a dental problem.

He was a very nice guy. He drank a crapload of uncarbonated beer and said it was nice.......Hold on, let me rephrase that.....He was such a sycophant that he even pretended to enjoy my 4 day bottled hell piss.

This guy has serious issues. He cannot be trussed.

Ooops! Typo! You can truss him quite easily. Just don't trust him! He will steal your heart and run off with your beer!


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Old 06-12-2009, 08:48 PM   #2
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I heard you've never met a member you didn't like. This is proof.


Poor Hugh Jass.
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Old 06-13-2009, 12:57 PM   #3
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Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait ..... wait.


You actually have a batch of beer in bottles? When did this happen?
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Old 06-13-2009, 01:25 PM   #4
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You actually have a batch of beer in bottles? When did this happen?
LOL!! That is what I was thinking! But it also goes to show that HBT members will drink about anything!
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:15 PM   #5
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Gnome,
I thought the agreement was to keep our meeting quiet and I'd not tell about your "dead hooker gardens"
The portrait of Shecky hung above your mantle is splendid.

Seriously, though, LGI was a fantastic host and I could have had a few more pints with him. The whole meeting somehow reminded me of a blend between a Travelocity commercial and a remake of Austin Powers movie sans teeth



BTW, keep your hands and your charming British accent away from Mary Sue and Betty Jane.
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Old 06-13-2009, 04:21 PM   #6
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You actually have a batch of beer in bottles? When did this happen?
haha! That was the problem. I had a batch that was ready that I was not too keen on. The only other thing I had was one that I think will turn out well, but had only about 4 days in the bottle.......So guess which one this dumbass gave him! Green flat beer is still beer, right?
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Old 06-13-2009, 04:53 PM   #7
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BTW, keep your hands and your charming British accent away from Mary Sue and Betty Jane.
I was comfortable with you, so you got my normal accent. It's the Hugh Grant one that I use for strangers so that they will be more at ease that gets teh ladehs
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Old 06-14-2009, 05:39 AM   #8
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But I thought LGI met his own member at least once a day in the bathroom.
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Hopefully you two didn't meet on match.com
And about the dead hookers, they were all nice ladies!
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