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I have a black eye!
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I didn't sleep well last night, and so got up to go to the bathroom with the light out. Coming back to the bedroom, I missed the doorway and nailed my face on the door frame (head too!). I briefly saw stars, and the loud noise woke Bob up.
I have a big ugly black eye, and a bump on my forehead. I have to work tomorrow.
My son asked me today what happened, and I said, "I ran into a doorway". He looked very concerned, and then started to laugh. I said "What?" and he said that is what women say when their husbands hit them.
So, now I'm thinking if I go to work and all thousand people ask me what happened, Bob will look really bad!
So, I should tell people I got into a barfight, and no one would ever believe that!
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11-22-2012, 11:17 PM
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say "I really don't care to share my personal life at work, but you should see the other guy" and walk away.
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11-22-2012, 11:18 PM
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Just tell them you got in to a fight over the last beer. Totally believable. Heal fast!
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11-22-2012, 11:21 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen 
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11-22-2012, 11:24 PM
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"I fell off the mechanical bull down at Cowtown."
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11-22-2012, 11:34 PM
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5 minute major and a game misconduct...the other gal didn't stand a chance
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11-22-2012, 11:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RobertRGeorge
"I fell off the mechanical bull down at Cowtown."
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Yep, that's the one I'm using! There probably isn't a mechanical bull within 500 miles, so that will work.
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5 minute major and a game misconduct...the other gal didn't stand a chance
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The sad thing is, I've used that one already. More than once. 
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11-22-2012, 11:38 PM
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Just answer "NOTHING!" And mutter to yourself about those gawdam motherf&%$ing bears learned whose trash can not to mess with.
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11-22-2012, 11:40 PM
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Maybe. I think we should wait until it turns green and yellow, and not just black and purple though. I don't look good in purple.
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11-22-2012, 11:49 PM
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Caught a elbow in the roller derby.
Seriously, People are going to give Bob the stink eye no matter what if you are seen with him with a black eye.
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