eljefe

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How good is snapper on your GF?

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passedpawn

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Yes! Funny!

I hate to say it, but after looking at the pics of your GF I want to put my sausage in her. No doubt. Man I hope you don't take that the wrong way.

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Now there's some take delight in the carriages a rolling
and others take delight in the hurling and the bowling
but I take delight in the juice of the barley
and courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early

bottleopener

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At least she didn't have a bun in the oven.

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I'm going to sneak in with the flowers and look innocent.

AwesomeSquad

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Afterwards you, your dad, and some friends should all stand around her and shoot sauces onto her, "bastekakke" style. It should really bring everyone together.

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I am gonna get so drunk that people around me will become genuinely concerned for my wellbeing.

I am gonna get so drunk that animals that live in the sewers will die from alcohol poisoning when I urinate.

I am gonna drink so much that brewers panic by the sudden loss of beer and they start pulling so much water out of the ocean to replenish their supply that the pull the moon has on the ocean is thrown off and the moon goes drifting off into space and the earth drifts into the sun.

brewingkitty

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this is some funny schitttz!! just be weary what "meat" you put in thar!!

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"Back when I was in the pen, I used to beat my meat..."

"Damn ye, yellow-bellied sapsuckers; I'm a better man than all of ye milksops put together" - Blackbeard

"...I have really good sex moves; that I learned in China. I'm a sexual tiger; and feed on va-gine-a." - Jon Lajoie

mburnett274

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I got some meat

Brewdouche-RuBrew

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I like pressing my GF so it sqeezes all the juice out of my meat.

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#3 DONT be a Brewdouche.
Comprehensive Beer Podcast list.
BasicBrewing
The Brewing Network

HeavyKettleBrewing

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Premeature Evacuation. Was the juice worth the squeeze? Whatever you do, don't try the Venus Butterfly on your GF.

HeavyKettleBrewing

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Creampie (some GF pron for you sickos)

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Nova5

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Gaaaaah, what stinks in here?


Oh, Decayed Thread Odor!

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Old Dark Tower Brewery, Est 2009.
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Carbed to Beery Goodness! - AHS Lando Cascadian Dark Ale - Brewed 10/28/12, Dry Hoppin 11/4/12, Bottled 11/10/12

Carbing - AHS Clone - Southhampton DoubleWhite - Brewed 11/11/12, Bottled 1/20/13