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Hamsterbite · 10-03-2012, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by grem135

Unfortunately its 2.432 hours before i can have a beer. Working late sucks.

Think of it this way...in an alternate reality, you're already drunk. Plus, in that reality, you are a beer.

**WesleyS** · 10-03-2012, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by grem135

Unfortunately its 2.432 hours before i can have a beer. Working late sucks.

I saw a sign in a bar one time that said "No working during drinking hours"
I have shaped my whole life around that. Sadly it led to me being homeless living under a bridge. Good thing I found this smartphone on a bench and am able to post on HBT.

Jaehnig · 10-03-2012, 01:59 AM

Let us all partake of pie and have a brew.

**sonofgrok** · 10-03-2012, 02:00 AM

Wow. This thread is still going strong? What idiots.

**Leadgolem** · 10-03-2012, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Hamsterbite

Let me try to answer your question this way:

What was there before there was nothing? Everything, that's what. It's all cyclical.
But how could there never have been nothing if there are infinite possibilities?
How can the words infinite and possibilities be used together?
What's possible is no longer a possibility once it's been done. It just is. And if everything is infinite, that means that everything possible is inevitable, and therefore we can assume that nothing is a possibility, and that everything just is... even if it isn't.

Understand?

Disturbingly, yes.

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Originally Posted by cheezydemon3

First law of investing: Buy Low Sell High

Second is: Invest with your mind, not with your heart.

do I want Anarchy? NO

With idiots hoarding their valuable monkies, will it happen?? No question.

You 1 percenters (the highest 1% of valuable monkey holders) hold all of the cards. Your Highly trained undead primates breed and infect new monkies at an alarming rate, but your strict non-proliferation practices mean that there are virtually no zed/martial art primates available on the open market.

You virtually guarantee the end of life as we know it and, usher in the apocalypse yourselves....as if you didn't know.......

With your armies of undead banana fiends, You are guaranteed a good shot at ruling over the new world order..........or....are you?

Last time I looked a 1350 lb undead jet pilot polar bear could waste 1.5 million zed monkies per second........(with a functioning F-16, of course..........which I have......)

Point A! I never said I didn't know.

Point B: If you have the described polar bear then you have no ground to stand on over my hoarding of the monkies.

Point 3; You are thinking of the old models. The new ones are virtually indestructible. I learned from my last attempted apocalypse.

Point D? An unscheduled sunrise can really ruin an undead jet pilot polar bears day.

**static** · 10-03-2012, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofgrok

Wow. This thread is still going strong? What idiots.

How noice of you to join us.

**WesleyS** · 10-03-2012, 03:09 AM

In this universe

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In another universe

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And in yet another universe

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**grem135** · 10-03-2012, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofgrok

Wow. This thread is still going strong? What idiots.

Thankyou :-)

Whattawort · 10-03-2012, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofgrok

Wow. This thread is still going strong? What idiots.

I like you too. Mom said I don't have to wear the helmet anymore. *herp*

Hamsterbite · 10-03-2012, 07:19 PM

Pop quiz genius. Your thread has stalled at 860.00 posts. WHAT DO YOU DO?!

A. Screw it. Bottle it up and call it good.
B. Submit a lengthy OMG, what do I do?! thread on HBT. Go with least snarky response.
C. Just be patient.
D. Rouse the yeast.
E. Repitch.
F. Raise the temperature.
G. Add more fermentables.
H. Here's your problem...too much dry croc, too soon. Dump it and start again.