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Old 10-02-2012, 09:59 PM   #841
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Do you think beer will ever become intelligent enough to revolt against us? Then it will start brewing with us as ingredients. Then one beer will probably get the idea to start a forum about it. Then there'll probably be a bunch of beer posting the questions "Did I ruin my human brew?" "Can I add fruit to my human brew kit?" "Should I secondary my human?"
I'm sure one of them will start a thread saying he's an idiot. That's where things probably start to go down hill. Of course all this can be avoided if you keep a good balance of beer fairies and miniature whales in your beer.
It's probably happened already. I had some pretty revolting beers my time.

That being said: if beer is actively trying to get me to reproduce, I'm all for it.


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Old 10-02-2012, 10:14 PM   #842
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Which Universe?
Let me try to answer your question this way:

What was there before there was nothing? Everything, that's what. It's all cyclical.
But how could there never have been nothing if there are infinite possibilities?
How can the words infinite and possibilities be used together?
What's possible is no longer a possibility once it's been done. It just is. And if everything is infinite, that means that everything possible is inevitable, and therefore we can assume that nothing is a possibility, and that everything just is... even if it isn't.

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Old 10-03-2012, 12:40 AM   #844
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Let me try to answer your question this way:

What was there before there was nothing? Everything, that's what. It's all cyclical.
But how could there never have been nothing if there are infinite possibilities?
How can the words infinite and possibilities be used together?
What's possible is no longer a possibility once it's been done. It just is. And if everything is infinite, that means that everything possible is inevitable, and therefore we can assume that nothing is a possibility, and that everything just is... even if it isn't.

Understand?
Daja vu all over again. I swear i had that same conversation about 25 years ago. Or did I? Will i again in 25 years? Will i even be in 25 years. This is getting deep, now I'm not even sure i am. I could be my own imagination.
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Old 10-03-2012, 12:56 AM   #845
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Daja vu all over again. I swear i had that same conversation about 25 years ago. Or did I? Will i again in 25 years? Will i even be in 25 years. This is getting deep, now I'm not even sure i am. I could be my own imagination.
I am 24.32
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I am 24.32
The ending of that sentence has many possibilities in many different universes.
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At 24.32 do you just stop or start over. Or maybe 24.32 just is and that would make me about 2.2432 ( working on 3rd 24.32). Damn I need a beer or 5.
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At 24.32 do you just stop or start over. Or maybe 24.32 just is and that would make me about 2.2432 ( working on 3rd 24.32). Damn I need a beer or 5.
Or 24.32 beers? I think we all know the answer to that one.
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Or 24.32 beers? I think we all know the answer to that one.
Unfortunately its 2.432 hours before i can have a beer. Working late sucks.


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