Skagdog

Recipes 

Random statement that I consider a fact that you disagree with. I know I'm right on this so don't bother with a retort.

__________________
Free SPYWARE Giveaway!!

Whattawort

Recipes 

All I have to do is fart and I'll propel myself out of danger and leave you in a cloud of rainbow dust and skittles. Sucka! And that's just perverted. Really, you not only want to touch my horn, but you want to keep it? Sick bastard.

__________________
Bottled - Nadda
Kegged - Star San
On Deck - Zythos IPA

New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out: “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”
- Tucker Max

Getzinator

Recipes 

Flagging as NSFW

__________________
My spoon is TOO big.

Hamsterbite

Recipes 

Also, clearly not safe for unicorns.

__________________
Sometimes the angels punish us by answering our prayers. -Peart

Next Brew: SWMBO's choice. Probably Saison.
Primary: Janet's Brown, Mulled Chamomile Cider/Perry
Secondary: Nada
Bottle Conditioning: Nada
Bottled and Ready: Hop in the Dark, Raison Detre, Hoppy Saison

Whattawort

Recipes 

Flag away.

__________________
Bottled - Nadda
Kegged - Star San
On Deck - Zythos IPA

New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out: “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”
- Tucker Max

HawksBrewer

Recipes 

So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his junk. Bartender asks about it and the pirate replies: "arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts."

These are the same pirates that besiege laser toting sharks in 750,000 gallon fermentors, just for the record.

Whattawort

Recipes 

I'll put my beer pilfering gnomes against your pirates. Huzzah!

__________________
Bottled - Nadda
Kegged - Star San
On Deck - Zythos IPA

New Yorkers think they’re so jaded that it’s impossible to shock them. They think they’ve seen and heard it all, and that may be mostly true. But I can tell you from experience that, at 2am in Midtown, pretty much every person on the street will stop and gawk when they see a guy holding hands with one midget, and another midget on his shoulders yelling out: “WHO RUN BARTERTOWN? I RUN BARTERTOWN!”
- Tucker Max

Leadgolem

Recipes 

I see your gnomes, and raise you zombie cyborg ninja monkeys ..... Oh wait, never mind. I'm saving those for the apocalypse. I'll have to get back to you on December 22nd.

__________________

static

Recipes 

While sick bastard is probably accurate you went in the wrong direction. We use missiles to break down the unicorn into manageable chunks. It makes for better efficiency, kinda like milling grain. Rainbow farts just assist the guidance system.

__________________
The yeast knows what it's doing.

static

Recipes 

Release the KRAKKKKKKENNNNN!!!!!!!

__________________
The yeast knows what it's doing.