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Old 09-29-2012, 12:43 AM   #751
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Now is the time for all idiots to come to the aid of this thread. We cant let it die! I want to see all the pics of the open fermentation brew that was promised at 1000 posts.


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Old 09-29-2012, 12:44 AM   #752
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First I want to see Wesleys black IPA


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Old 09-29-2012, 01:02 AM   #753
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First I want to see Wesleys black IPA
I know, I know. Progress has been slow since I've been out of town. Now I'm back home and ready to get this thing going. I have formulated my recipe and should be brewing next weekend. I'm actually looking forward to making this beer. I sampled a lot of hoppy beers while I was in Chicago and now have a new found appreciation for hops. The idiotic black IPA is soon to be born.
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Old 09-29-2012, 02:17 AM   #754
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I might actually be able to consume BMC beer that way! At least I would not have to taste it!!!
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I'm a little late to the party, but can someone tell me if colonic water is good for brewing? And by colonic water I mean tepid macrobeer that allegedly came out of the south end of a north-bound PKE.
The only thing that's good for is fertilizer, just don't use it on your hops. Just in case.

Oh, and one other thing....boobies.









Wait, was that two things?
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The only thing that's good for is fertilizer, just don't use it on your hops. Just in case.

Oh, and one other thing....boobies.

Wait, was that two things?
No no. Boobies are implicit.
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Oh, and one other thing....boobies.









Wait, was that two things?
Depends on whether or not you play favorites.
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What if I was talking about birds?
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