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Old 09-18-2012, 01:20 AM   #501
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What if some disease wiped out barley and all that was left was the BMC rice beer? I just gave myself the chills!!!
Oh the humanity!


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Old 09-18-2012, 01:46 AM   #502
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I sit atop thee
Like a bird perched in a tree
You didn't want me, I was thrown in for free
Like the sun rising over a golden lagoon
You also may see me once in a blue moon
Don't call me traditional, I'll call you a fool
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Wait, is this not the riddle thread? Ahhhh.....what a waste of time that was!


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Old 09-18-2012, 01:59 AM   #503
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98. Then the idiot IPA is born.
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Old 09-18-2012, 02:00 AM   #504
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98. Then the idiot IPA is born.
Oops. 97. No 96? Ugh. I hate math.
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Oops. 97. No 96? Ugh. I hate math.
Botched math is what started this thread.
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Old 09-18-2012, 03:39 AM   #506
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What if some disease wiped out barley and all that was left was the BMC rice beer? I just gave myself the chills!!!
Then I'd malt some corn, millet, and wheat, and brew myself something drinkable anyway.
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:50 AM   #507
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Then I'd malt some corn, millet, and wheat, and brew myself something drinkable anyway.
And as long as Crocs, Turtles and Hamsters survive, we're good to go.
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I tried something new! You know that thing they do in Africa with the coffee and civet cats? I thought that might work with hamsters too. So I fed a hamster to a local barn owl, and gave him a small turtle chaser. It completely replaces the mash process! I gathered the owl pellets, put them straight into boil, and with a little us-06, it was fermenting almost before I closed the primary lid ! Only question is should i do a tertiary ferment or should j go for quaternary for that extra clarity?
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:43 PM   #509
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I'm starving. Way too early for lunch. I have no snacks here, and it's pissing rain outside so leaving for a coffee run is out of the question.

What's a guy to do?

edit: Gone on a walkabout looking for food. Wish me luck!
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