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09-17-2012, 06:26 PM
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Stop looking at me!!!
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Albert Einstein once said that if bees disappear, man would only last four more years. Do you think the "s" was supposed to be an "r"?
What if beer disappeared? I bet the BMC drinkers would be the first to resort to cannibalism. We, of course, would be fine, having an established pipeline and the skills to brew beer to quench our thirst. Brewing in the cover of night with only the slight glow of our propane burners twinkling in the still darkness, arming ourselves with mash paddles and glass carboys to defend ourselves and our brew. Our beer would not disappear and thus we would not perish. But I dare not think of those who had become accustomed to drinking fizzy yellow liquid out of containers that tell them when they're cold enough, allow them to scratch their name in the label and nicely vortex the beer into their mouth.
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09-17-2012, 07:02 PM
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Verae amicitiae sempiternae sunt.
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Einstein was drunk at that time so yes... we probably meant beer
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09-17-2012, 07:09 PM
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#493
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#1. Yes, you will die after four days without beer.
#2. You don't have to worry about bees, Monsanto is already working on that pesky problem.
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............Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer......~Homer
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09-17-2012, 08:30 PM
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in a world suddenly devoid of beer a man that can brew will be king and rule over the thongs.
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09-17-2012, 10:06 PM
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Senior Member
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Originally Posted by menerdari
in a world suddenly devoid of beer a man that can brew will be king and rule over the thongs.
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I wish I was ruler over "thongs".
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Ein Bier, Bitte!
On Deck= Witt
Brewing=
Primary= Ed Wort's Apple Wine,
Secondary= Air
Bottled= Lots of Beer
Drinking= 2013 Maple Sap Ale, Columb-MO SMaSH IPA, Brando O's Graff.
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09-17-2012, 10:23 PM
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Old Noob
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The ruler of throngs of thongs, it's good to be king....
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Beer - It's Magically Delicious!
Primary 1: More Fun Blonde Belgian Pale Ale
Primary 2: Orange Mead (Made Jan. 2013)
Primary 3: Eagerly Awaiting Brewday
Bottled: CranApfelwein (11/18/12), Pumpkin Spice Porter, Texas Red Ale
Kegged: PC Pale Ale
On Tap #1: MoreBeer Budget Blonde Ale
On Tap #2: MoreBeer Budget Porter
On Deck: TBD
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09-17-2012, 11:10 PM
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GoldMember
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09-17-2012, 11:48 PM
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Senior Member
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After 4 days of no more beer in a world full of nucleur bombs. Astalavista baby.
Maybe we need to establish some HBT shelters
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Brew On!
Brewing nOOb
Primary1: 4/12/13 German Altbier
Primary2: :(
bottled 4/1/13 Witbier
Bottled 3/13/2013 - Hope & King Scotch Ale
Bottled 2/13/2013 - Patersbier (NB kit)
Bottled 2/11/2013 - Belgian Dubbel (NB kit)
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09-18-2012, 12:22 AM
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Drinkin a Duvel Belgian golden ale. Glass up to all the idiots!
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V/R,
BrewTech
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09-18-2012, 12:31 AM
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Senior Member
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Albert Einstein once said that if bees disappear, man would only last four more years. Do you think the "s" was supposed to be an "r"?
What if beer disappeared? I bet the BMC drinkers would be the first to resort to cannibalism. We, of course, would be fine, having an established pipeline and the skills to brew beer to quench our thirst. Brewing in the cover of night with only the slight glow of our propane burners twinkling in the still darkness, arming ourselves with mash paddles and glass carboys to defend ourselves and our brew. Our beer would not disappear and thus we would not perish. But I dare not think of those who had become accustomed to drinking fizzy yellow liquid out of containers that tell them when they're cold enough, allow them to scratch their name in the label and nicely vortex the beer into their mouth.
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What if some disease wiped out barley and all that was left was the BMC rice beer? I just gave myself the chills!!!
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