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**WesleyS** · 09-15-2012, 02:59 PM

If muddled turtle = delicious awesomeness
And starfish = vinegar rodents
And The meaning of life is 24.32 oz of homebrew.
And the stars at night are big and bright.
And fish don't fry in the kitchen and beans don't burn on the grill.
Then if my primary leaves Boston at 1:00 PM and my secondary leaves Amarillo at 3:00 PM.
When will my primary meet salted turtle and my secondary meet hairy pears?

**sonofgrok** · 09-15-2012, 03:04 PM

That depends on the second order rate of change of the multi-variable function h=f(x,y,z). Inevitably though you will end up back at 24.32

**WesleyS** · 09-15-2012, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofgrok

That depends on the second order rate of change of the multi-variable function h=f(x,y,z). Inevitably though you will end up back at 24.32

I was afraid of that. Oh well, on to my next problem.

**Bigcorona** · 09-15-2012, 03:19 PM

If your LHBS does not carry gators, check with Troy.

**WesleyS** · 09-15-2012, 03:25 PM

So I wanted to make a budweiser clone.
I bought a Clydesdale and fed him a pound of barley and 30 pounds of rice. I let him sniff a hop pellet. He licked it a little bit but not much. then he drank a bunch of water.
Now I have my bottling bucket ready and am waiting for nature to take its course.

Jaehnig · 09-15-2012, 03:34 PM

So the O.G. Of my Sparkling Turtle Ale ended up as 1.073267. After I added my gerbil starter and let it sit for a week and 1/8th my gravity was 1.0894. Did my gerbil starter actually have a reverse effect? Did I use too much salami on my sandwich?

**WesleyS** · 09-15-2012, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaehnig

So the O.G. Of my Sparkling Turtle Ale ended up as 1.073267. After I added my gerbil starter and let it sit for a week and 1/8th my gravity was 1.0894. Did my gerbil starter actually have a reverse effect? Did I use too much salami on my sandwich?

Wow, I'm surprised no one helped you with this. I think your looking in the wrong place for the problem. The real question is how much coffee did you put in your pasta water?

**Rondacker** · 09-15-2012, 05:59 PM

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Wow. I've got to give all of this some serious thought!

**WesleyS** · 09-15-2012, 06:21 PM

This thread must not die! If it reaches 600 posts I'll do something I thought I'd never do. I'll brew an......IPA! I am not a fan of IPAs, but when the 600 post mark is reached I'll brew a big ol fat flippin Double Black IPA!
Then I'll drink every last bit of it and be forced to love it.
And I'll post a video of me drinking it from the keg with a silly straw on the spinning teacups ride at a carnival!
Well maybe not that last part, but I'll brew the beer........minus turtles though.