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Old 09-15-2012, 03:43 AM   #371
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Well it's true a mortar and pestle is an excellent tool. It requires moving to a separate vessel for serving, thus losing some precious fluids. I think it is best to keep a dedicated muddler just for the turtles. Then the precious juices seep into the wood and make every beverage after the first even more delicious.


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Old 09-15-2012, 03:50 AM   #372
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Well we can all add our special juices, right?


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Well it's true a mortar and pestle is an excellent tool. It requires moving to a separate vessel for serving, thus losing some precious fluids. I think it is best to keep a dedicated muddler just for the turtles. Then the precious juices seep into the wood and make every beverage after the first even more delicious.
Unless you have a dark crystal, of course. Nothing can extract precious living essence like a dark crystal.

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Old 09-15-2012, 03:57 AM   #374
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Uless you have a dark crystal, of course. Nothing can extract precious living essence like a dark crystal.

My local homebrew supply was out of dark crystals last time I was in. They did tell me however that I could grate the Gelfings and then use a cheese cloth to squeeze out the good bits.
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:03 AM   #375
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Thats probably it, I need to pony up a few bucks and become a paid member,
I am at work right now so a beer is not in my immediate future anyway.
Its just as well, this thread will fade into obscurity in a relatively short time,
Unless people keep bumping it...
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About halfway thru I realized that I really don't want to be the guy that watches this all the way thru...
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My local homebrew supply was out of dark crystals last time I was in. They did tell me however that I could grate the Gelfings and then use a cheese cloth to squeeze out the good bits.
Dark Crystals are so old fashioned. Step into the 15th century already, get yourself a Particle Accelerator and filter with a Black Mirror.


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