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Old 01-23-2013, 09:04 PM   #1331
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Must have come from a tiny moose!
Yeah, he wouldn't give me a whole liver. I tried to threaten his job but he knows he's safe since we work for the State. His response was, maybe next year you'll give me more time off during regular season to get a moose and I'll give you a bigger share.
We used to give our native friends the moose nose and tongue for using some of their land when hunting. The tongue sandwiches were pretty good but I was never in the bush long enough to try the jellied moose nose they made.


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Old 01-24-2013, 02:55 AM   #1332
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Old 01-25-2013, 02:23 AM   #1333
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I added powdered kola nut powder to my latest session brew as a bittering agent. A cider/ginger ale homunculus. I do most of my drinking at night.

Therefore, this was incredibly stupid. Kola nut was originally used in cola to add caffeine... Now I have 8 gallons of dr pepper level caffeinated and mildly alcoholic drink. It's going to be a long time before this all gets drunk.
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Old 01-25-2013, 03:37 AM   #1334
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I added powdered kola nut powder to my latest session brew as a bittering agent. A cider/ginger ale homunculus. I do most of my drinking at night.

Therefore, this was incredibly stupid. Kola nut was originally used in cola to add caffeine... Now I have 8 gallons of dr pepper level caffeinated and mildly alcoholic drink. It's going to be a long time before this all gets drunk.
Finally!!! Someone gets us back on topic.
If it tastes anything like DP, go pick a dozen blueberries, burn your bed sheets, and play truth or dare with an owl. If it doesn't look like curdled cream in the morning then it's a lost cause.
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Old 01-25-2013, 03:44 AM   #1335
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I added powdered kola nut powder
Wow, it must be really fine, huh?
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Old 01-25-2013, 03:48 AM   #1336
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Wow, it must be really fine, huh?
So fine it had to be powdered twice.
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Old 01-25-2013, 04:14 AM   #1337
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Finally!!! Someone gets us back on topic.
Double powdered nuts... good idea and glad to see we are back on topic.
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Sadly it tastes nothing the Dr. Pepper.

I have another problem too, what do I do with the rest of the double powdered nuts...
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Sadly it tastes nothing the Dr. Pepper.

I have another problem too, what do I do with the rest of the double powdered nuts...
Try powdering them a third time.
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I have another problem too, what do I do with the rest of the double powdered nuts...
I guess it all depends on what they are powdered with.


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