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Old 10-20-2012, 03:07 AM   #1031
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Any meal that contains no meat makes me sad. This cheered me up though.


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Old 10-20-2012, 04:38 PM   #1033
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Old 10-20-2012, 09:44 PM   #1034
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I was at a farm today and they had several piglets for kids to pet. I asked the farmer to call me when they're ripe.
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Old 10-20-2012, 10:04 PM   #1035
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Old 10-23-2012, 03:08 AM   #1036
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Has he called you yet? Pigs are usually slaughtered in the fall.
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Has he called you yet? Pigs are usually slaughtered in the fall.
I saw them this past weekend. Doubt they're of age yet. Though that would make my week.
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I saw them this past weekend. Doubt they're of age yet. Though that would make my week.
They will still eat fine. Just won't get as much.
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Poor pigs. What a curse to be made of delicious meat.
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