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Old 09-14-2012, 12:47 AM   #141
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But I used to be the kind of guy that wanted to screw with reckless abandon, and I always made sure I had a condom. If not for sex, then for any other use I could think of like an emergency water balloon


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Old 09-19-2012, 06:43 AM   #142
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...To her very smart, respectful but reclusive, gothy musician, neutered boyfriend...
I guess he didn't feel like a nut?


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Old 09-19-2012, 06:49 AM   #143
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I guess he didn't feel like a nut?
Yeah, sometimes you don't.
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Old 09-22-2012, 05:22 AM   #144
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Here's what my 85- year old Ma said to my daughter. How f'ing sweet is that?
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Old 09-22-2012, 05:31 AM   #145
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aaaah. Now that's a sweet granny.
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Old 09-22-2012, 04:00 PM   #146
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Here's what my 85- year old Ma said to my daughter. How f'ing sweet is that?
Hahahaha granny and i have at least one thing in common!
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The simple question is excellent and the four question marks gives me a good mind picture of the "confused dog" look. No judgement implied. Perfect.


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