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Originally Posted by cheezydemon3
The sexual orientation of a beast (although you must wonder how they procreate, or why they don't just buttburgle ezch other) does NOT effect the flavor.
Mermaids taste like crap by the way. Soooooooooo salty.
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Sorry, I am sworn as a mod to disagree with the above statement. But as a rational person, I do agree.
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Originally Posted by Reelale
I have to go into town this morning to get some wood.
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01-16-2012, 10:01 PM
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#612
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From the addiction thread
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Originally Posted by J8D
You buy a six pack of beer from a small microbrew that happened to be in the same location as your 4th graders field trip you were chaperoning (it was in a plastic bag and I didn't open one until we were on the bus headed home so don't judge me).
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02-23-2012, 04:38 PM
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#613
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← Moster Truck Force →
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Hmmm...
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Originally Posted by spearko520
i never stress about a job. I always think "when they find out what you are doing to the coffeepot, you'll be fired, for sure. and then all this stress will have been for nothing. so don't sweat it."
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Originally Posted by spearko520
i do little things to the coffeepot to relieve the stress at the office. they might not be legal in certain circles or ethical in others- i don't know - i'm not some sort of ethnic lawyer geometrist...
it seems to be working with the stress though - kind of like imagining everyone in their underwear when you have speak in public
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Now there's some take delight in the carriages a rolling
and others take delight in the hurling and the bowling
but I take delight in the juice of the barley
and courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early
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06-07-2012, 07:29 PM
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
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Best post ever!!!!
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Originally Posted by william_shakes_beer
The number of "I think my beer is ruined" threads on this forums is directly proportional to the number of clear fermenting vessels in use. Fermentation is not a spectator sport. There have never been any blockbuster movies starring fermenting wort. There's nothing here to see. Move along and let the yeast formicate in peace.
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06-16-2012, 04:11 PM
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From the stupid comments on your beer thread...
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Originally Posted by tennesseean_87
Wife: You look at it lovingly and adoringly and longingly. I wish you'd look at me that way.
Me: If you had a bubbling airlock I would.
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Kegged- Last bit of Sparkling Mead
Planning- Witbier
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09-27-2012, 01:33 PM
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
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Originally Posted by nhwrecker
Damn. Now I want a counterflow chiller and a Nigerian sex slave. Wonder which one the SWMBO will let me get first.
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I REALLY hope someone uses that in their sigline now. 
(from the Beer Writers Wanted thread.)
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I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terrific smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality... he drives like a ****ing maniac! - YooperBrew
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12-11-2012, 01:21 AM
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Dear Penthouse Forum,
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I start with an ice bath then slowly penetrate the wort with my huge wand. I gently move it around clockwise and change directions intermittently. I usually come in 30-35 min. to 70o. This is the only technique I've used. When doing IPA's I use my wand to crush the hop leaf and release her oils. Everyone has been pleased with the final product. Just be carefull not to put your wand in if the wort is too hot or it will explode.
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12-16-2012, 08:36 PM
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This really deserves to be posted here for posterity.
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Originally Posted by CreamyGoodness
Need a little support here, someone to tell me I was right. So, after making a lovely (read: cheap) pork shoulder into crock-pot pulled pork, I was left with a large shoulder bone. Awesome!
So my plan was to get a bunch of these together over the span of a year and make a long string of shoulder bones tied together with twine for the front balcony.
The other day, SWMBO decides she is going to clean up THE MAN ROOM, and I hear a shriek. Crap. So I ask, "did you hurt yourself?"
"Noooooo... James... what the *deleted* is THIS?!"
"Why, sweetheart, its just a pork bone bleaching in hydrogen peroxide!"
*closes eyes, touches the bridge of her nose*
"Ok... I shouldn't have asked that like that... what I should have asked is WHY THE *rudies* IS THERE A WHITE MEAT BONE IN MY TUPPERWARE ON A BOOKSHELF IN THE GUEST ROOM??!"
"...MAN room"
"NO! DAMMIT JAMES... sigh... my mother is sleeping in this room next weekend..."
"Like she'd ever know..."
"Oh My God... can't believe I'm discussing this. James... what are you doing with a white meat bone? Why would you possibly need this?? And what's the crap floating on the top of the peroxide??"
"Fat from the marrow I think..."
*gags* "Throw it away!!"
"No, Im keeping it for Halloween"
"Almost a year from now?!"
"... yeah?"
After more back and forth I decided there was only one unbiased party I could turn to. My father. He was no help. I'm very disappointed in him.
In the end... she won. The bone I had spent literally weeks bleaching is now in a landfill. There is no justice domestically.
*sigh* it will pass.
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I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terrific smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality... he drives like a ****ing maniac! - YooperBrew
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