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Old 05-12-2011, 02:18 AM   #601
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I didn't find any grasshoppers thank god. They were just stirring it with there catchers. Hopefully I won't find any legs in the trub! First and last time I brew with the garage door open. Had no time to reboil so I'm relaxing and having a nice homebrew right now. Maybe I just figured out the secret to nailing a Old Milwaukee clone.
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Old 05-13-2011, 07:04 PM   #602
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you could probably dip your balls in the beer and nothing bad happen.
I'm gonna have to pass on that experiment thank you very much. I love my beer, I just don't LOVE it!

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Old 06-29-2011, 02:49 PM   #603
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Hahahaha- gay or not, I like to look.
oh, yeah!
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Old 07-19-2011, 06:34 PM   #604
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That sounds like when I'd go camping with the scouts (not the condom part).
sure ace, sure.
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Old 08-28-2011, 02:51 AM   #605
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.... You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
There's a lot of wisdom in this statement.....well maybe because I'm druk and philosphical 'cause it's my birthday.

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Old 08-28-2011, 03:39 AM   #606
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It's never the fall that kills you. It's always that sudden stop at the end.
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Old 11-10-2011, 06:55 PM   #607
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I'm picturing all the yeast cells saying "Oh, f*** this," and crawling out of the fermenter en masse.
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Sorry, I am sworn as a mod to disagree with the above statement. But as a rational person, I do agree.
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Old 12-11-2011, 04:24 AM   #608
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I always knew there was a reason I thought Revvy was one of those down to earth Reverends that I would love to meet someday...

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Yes, what's that got to do with anything? I'm not gay, or catholic. I'm allowed to have sex, and make bad puns about breasts just like any normal human being. Just that I can also make some of them in Latin or Aramaic.
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Old 01-05-2012, 01:49 AM   #609
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Revvy for the win again...why can't my pastor be this much fun? I have had beers with my pastor many times, but for some reason I cannot picture him talking about breasts or dildos.

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Not being a parent, and single, I'm more interested how many folks on here have used starsan on a dildo before.....especially our female members.

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Old 01-05-2012, 01:57 AM   #610
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