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Old 12-12-2009, 10:35 PM   #501
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I'm sure you accompolish a lot in your job...the world runs on your back...

You are the true saints of this world having to deal with all the "are my compooter broken?" questions...and waay stupid operator errors.
That's like telling your crack supplier, "Thanks for taking such good care of me."


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i just diip the tip when sampling.
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and make sure to pull it out before high krausen....
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i pull out mid-krausen! that way i can spill everywhere.
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Old 12-15-2009, 06:08 PM   #503
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"See your problem is that you are low on sphinter fluid"
And where is the dipstick to check the fluid?
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Old 12-15-2009, 11:47 PM   #504
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I don't know if that's an insult or not. When I'm sober, I'll read that again and either say "thank you" or ban you. I'll let you know which it is tomorrow. If I'm sober.

This one is a classic.
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Night cap? That's how you start the night. You end it with hookers, blow, and a red-hot sausage (you'll understand the need for the sausage later; for now, just keep one handy).
It's funny cause its true.
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...They are not removable, nor do they have any burrs on them. I guess I just squoze too hard
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Can you also stuff sausage with that rig?
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I just completely **** my pants. I'm not kidding. I was trying to get post #48489 out before hitting the bathroom. I'm not talking about a shart. I'm talking about a full on, cupping the asshole, feeling a handful of poo fill the space, 7 inch diameter **** stain, 10 minute cleanup type of **** my pants.

The worst part...I was commando in my only pair of jeans.
Ahh the humanity!
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Falling asleep on the toilet.. classic

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