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07-08-2008, 11:17 PM
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: "Detroitish" Michigan
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LOL!(10 chars)
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Originally Posted by TheFlatline
...Getting free beer is kind of like getting laid after a really long Dungeons & Dragons session. Not only does it feel great doing it, but you feel like you're cheating the natural order of the universe.
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Revvy's one of the cool reverends. He has a Harley and a t-shirt that says on the back "If you can read this, the bitch was Raptured. - Madman
I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terrific smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality... he drives like a ****ing maniac! - YooperBrew
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07-08-2008, 11:18 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Colorado
Posts: 5,600
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Originally Posted by YooperBrew
My most recent favorite is in my signature (complete with a fight club edit):
This relates to a bet concerning the Brewers and the Rockies this evening. Believe me, I'll die laughing if the Rockies win!
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and I'll just die! The Rockies beat them last night!
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07-08-2008, 11:44 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Brookfield IL
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My favorite of all time.
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Originally Posted by TexLaw
You know you're a homebrewer when you tell what hops are in a fart.
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07-08-2008, 11:57 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Canberra, ACT Australia
Posts: 1,463
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Originally Posted by olllllo
If anyone has trouble deciding, I recommend this:
I always carry my dog-eared copy around so that I can fight the man or put down the random douchbaggery that happens my way. |
I think I saw them on sale at Walmart. Oh wait.. they are giving them away FREE.. so they can run all of the book shops in town out of business
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This Isn't Nam Smokey, There Are Rules.
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07-09-2008, 01:20 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Ohio
Posts: 7,818
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Originally Posted by olllllo
If anyone has trouble deciding, I recommend this:
I always carry my dog-eared copy around so that I can fight the man or put down the random douchbaggery that happens my way. |
omfg, that's an instant HBT classic!
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Well, if you *love* it.... again, note that my A.S.S. has five pounds.
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07-09-2008, 08:21 PM
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Brewer Baseball!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Racine WI
Posts: 1,788
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Originally Posted by MikeFlynn74
She would be cooler if she showed us her boobs
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Only on HBT would it be appropriate to say this about someones wife.
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Magic Bus Brewery
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07-09-2008, 08:24 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Portland, OR, Oregon
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Only because I know it will irritate him to see it quoted again...
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Originally Posted by Brewpastor
Dry yeast works fine. (there, I said it!)...
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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07-10-2008, 01:14 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Boston
Posts: 1,583
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Originally Posted by Drunkensatyr
You will never see a Zombie taking up welfare sitting on its fat arse
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No matter how rich you are, you can still only drink 16 or 17 liters of beer a day.
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Originally Posted by quixotic
The true definition of an addiction: not stopping even when a dog is having his way with you.:D
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http://www.solutionsinmetal.com/
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07-10-2008, 01:21 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Boston
Posts: 1,583
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Originally Posted by Damonic
I figured there'd be pics as well. WTF?! I don't click on a thread titled EXPLOSIVE Dog Diahrea without expecting to see some canine intestinal carnage.
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From the classic explosive dog diarrhea thread.
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No matter how rich you are, you can still only drink 16 or 17 liters of beer a day.
Quote:
Originally Posted by quixotic
The true definition of an addiction: not stopping even when a dog is having his way with you.:D
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http://www.solutionsinmetal.com/
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07-10-2008, 01:39 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Boston
Posts: 1,583
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EdWort
My sister poked holes in her husbands condoms so she could get pregnant against his wishes. They've been divorced for years now.
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No matter how rich you are, you can still only drink 16 or 17 liters of beer a day.
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Originally Posted by quixotic
The true definition of an addiction: not stopping even when a dog is having his way with you.:D
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