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07-24-2008, 12:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Boston
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Isn't yeast samples for analysis code for beer?
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Originally Posted by Chriso
I'm harvesting mine due to the outage. I could send you a mason jar of "yeast samples for analysis" that really ARE yeast samples for analysis!
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No matter how rich you are, you can still only drink 16 or 17 liters of beer a day.
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Originally Posted by quixotic
The true definition of an addiction: not stopping even when a dog is having his way with you.:D
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07-25-2008, 12:27 AM
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: "Detroitish" Michigan
Posts: 36,054
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I think we have a winner!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by BigKahuna
i'd like to preface my comment by stating that I've done exactly 2 AG brews since conversion, and therefore am clearly an expert.
If I had a bogillion dollars, I'd make the coolest polished and chrome full tilt, gas powered a$$ kicker of a 44 magnum Big Block Tunnel Ram, Dual Dominator, scared children, wild women make'n, brew sculpture known to man...The type that that Turns atheists into Christians and Christians into Brewers, but I'd still have both a 5 and a 10 gallon round cooler with copper manifold for the mash tun.
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I bow to this one.....Methinks Evan just got owned!!!!
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Revvy's one of the cool reverends. He has a Harley and a t-shirt that says on the back "If you can read this, the bitch was Raptured. - Madman
I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terrific smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality... he drives like a ****ing maniac! - YooperBrew
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07-25-2008, 12:32 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silverdale, Washington
Posts: 8,275
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Biermuncher always has something vaguely sexual to offer.
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Originally Posted by BierMuncher
I never try and seat an o-ring without a lot of lube.
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07-25-2008, 01:52 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Portland, OR, Oregon
Posts: 6,463
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Originally Posted by MX1
My dad just told me this on the phone and I cried "Fish is not meat son, no one evers talkes about beating thier fish."
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What this has to do with drinking green beer is beyond me.
And another from pickles, whose wit is as sharp as vinegar.
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Originally Posted by pickles
lynwitte - what does krausen taste like?
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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07-26-2008, 09:36 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Norwalk, Ohio
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ok, this is a bit long for a quote, but I just loved the rationale behind this justification of the expense of home brewing. Now, if I can only persuade SWMBO to let me take up recreational flying, she will leave me alone on the beer stuff! 
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Originally Posted by Yuri_Rage
HOW ABOUT SOME MORE ECONOMICS? However, if we further consider opportunity cost, I enjoy brewing about as much as I enjoy recreational flying. I'm willing to pay $150 per hour to fly, then I must enjoy brewing at a rate of about $150 per hour. So, to quantify my benefit across 9 hours of brewing activity, I'm getting $1,350 worth of enjoyment per batch. My net cost per batch is now -$1110. At that rate, I broke even (at $7.99/six-pack) before I finished my second batch!
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Why do they never tell you they are a guy until AFTER you put your hand up their skirt?
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07-26-2008, 11:01 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Torrance, CA
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How about the infamous pshavet post?
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Originally Posted by pshavet
Well I was pretty excited to make my brew but those f'ers didnt send me any sanitizer!!!! I could not wait so I peed in a bucked and washed my equipment with it. I think things went pretty well. Has anyone every used this method? By my calculations it should work ok. Cheers...  |
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07-27-2008, 02:24 AM
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: "Detroitish" Michigan
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I just found my new sensei!!!!!!
This person knows how to give advice!!!!
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Originally Posted by SteveM
Best advice is to get an opaque plastic primary fermenter. This way, you will never have to look at the process while it is underway. It's not always pretty.
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Revvy's one of the cool reverends. He has a Harley and a t-shirt that says on the back "If you can read this, the bitch was Raptured. - Madman
I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terrific smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality... he drives like a ****ing maniac! - YooperBrew
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07-28-2008, 06:47 AM
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#108
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Not funny, not at all. Definately memorable. Not necessarily in a good way either.
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Originally Posted by Bernie Brewer
I had to walk around for week with a string hanging out of my johnson.
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07-29-2008, 02:19 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Eastern Colorado
Posts: 5,794
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It Seems like Revvy really has a Passion for NOT DUMPING YOUR BEER!
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Originally Posted by Revvy
The OP, it is one of his poll answers.....
What is scary to contemplate is all the gallons of dumped beer that new brewers thought was ruined for various reasons...
How many were dumped because the airlock never bubbled and they equate bubbling with fermentaion rather than a hydrometer?
How many were dumped for gaskets or arms in the fermenter without letting the beer finish out?
How many were dumped for an "off flavor" because they tasted it only a couple days after they bottled it and it was green?
How many were dumped because they opened the bottle and it wasn't carbed (becasue they didn't wait long enough?)
How many were dumped because they made a simple mistake and thought then that they caused one of the boogeymen of brewing...HSA, etc....
How many were dumped because they thought that wort and beer was so fragile that the mere long look by the brewer would cause it fall into nastiness like a soufle after the oven door got slammed.
Think about all the first time posters who come in here because of one of the afore mentioned issues, who asked before dumping...but think of all those new brewers out there who don't have a resources we have here...or like many of them, have discovered this place AFTER they dumped a batch....
My soul cries for all the yeasties who gave their lives to brewing ignorance....the acres of precious hops wasted....all the gallons of alchohol lost to the toilet and the drain....The Horror...THE HORROR!!!
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Seriously. I'm here for BEER
It's Not The Size Of Your Rig That Counts....It's How Often You Use It.
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Originally Posted by TxBrew
This forum is like America's money spread. 90% of the posts were created by 1% of the community.
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07-30-2008, 09:48 PM
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#110
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Eastern Colorado
Posts: 5,794
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This whole thread is going down this road...but this one made me laugh. Great what happens when you take things out of context.
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Originally Posted by GilaMinumBeer
The problem is not the bag but the size (or lack) of the bag.
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Seriously. I'm here for BEER
It's Not The Size Of Your Rig That Counts....It's How Often You Use It.
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Originally Posted by TxBrew
This forum is like America's money spread. 90% of the posts were created by 1% of the community.
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