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07-07-2008, 11:06 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Charlottesville, VA
Posts: 11,900
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HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread
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At the behest of McKBrew, I'm creating this as a one-stop depository for memorable quotes from the annals of HBT-dom. This is not for random quotes from movies or something you think are funny, but strictly for memorable quotes made by forum members in the forums.
Let's see 'em.
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MOSS HOLLOW BREWING CO.
Aristocratic Ales, Lascivious Lagers
.planned:
•Scottish 80/- •Sweet Stout •Roggenbier
.primary | bright:
98: Moss Hollow Soured '09 72: Oude Kriek 99: B-Weisse 102: Brett'd BDSA 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock 105: Merkin Brown
.on tap | kegged:
XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water 95: Gott Mit Uns German Pils 91b: Brown Willie's Oaked Abbey Ale 103: Merkin Stout
98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)
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07-07-2008, 11:13 PM
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[]-O-[]
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Posts: 13,402
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I'll never forget this one:
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Originally Posted by Evan!
Look, I can put up with a lot of crap, I'll stand in line at the DMV, I'll march in the Puerto Rican Day Parade in Manhattan (don't ask), but I draw the line at associating with Jeep people  |
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07-07-2008, 11:16 PM
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: "Detroitish" Michigan
Posts: 36,054
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Or this one...
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Originally Posted by Evan!
Next time, double-flush.
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Revvy's one of the cool reverends. He has a Harley and a t-shirt that says on the back "If you can read this, the bitch was Raptured. - Madman
I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terrific smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality... he drives like a ****ing maniac! - YooperBrew
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07-07-2008, 11:29 PM
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Grouchy Old Fart
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Eldorado, WI
Posts: 7,545
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It's in my sig:
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Originally Posted by Biermuncher
I'm the voice of moderation in my family...
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I like to squeeze the nickle until the buffalo craps-mt rob
"Why don't we get drunk and screw?" Jimmy Buffett
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07-08-2008, 05:33 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Charlottesville, VA
Posts: 11,900
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Originally Posted by Revvy
I still stare lovingly at my fermenters every day.
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MOSS HOLLOW BREWING CO.
Aristocratic Ales, Lascivious Lagers
.planned:
•Scottish 80/- •Sweet Stout •Roggenbier
.primary | bright:
98: Moss Hollow Soured '09 72: Oude Kriek 99: B-Weisse 102: Brett'd BDSA 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock 105: Merkin Brown
.on tap | kegged:
XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water 95: Gott Mit Uns German Pils 91b: Brown Willie's Oaked Abbey Ale 103: Merkin Stout
98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)
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07-08-2008, 05:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Oconomowoc, Wisconsin
Posts: 8,388
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Originally Posted by Thor the Mighty
Nunderwear: the abundant fabric found under nun apparel, usually adorned with pictures of saints giving high fives to jesus, gilded with gold thread and unwashed for weeks.
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Originally Posted by EvilTOJ
Don't dump it unless it tastes like Satan's anus!
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These are my favorites 
Last edited by Boerderij_Kabouter; 07-08-2008 at 06:52 PM.
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07-08-2008, 05:54 PM
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Maniacally Malty
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Oakland, CA
Posts: 21,798
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these are the ones that stick with me...
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Originally Posted by BierMuncher
My Junk is Ugly
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Originally Posted by Strange Brewer
Had some Bud Light analyzed once. They told me my dog had diabetes...
And was pregnant
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07-08-2008, 05:58 PM
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10th-Level Beer Nerd
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Adams, MA
Posts: 18,895
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The one that, to me... truly, perfectly exemplifies the HBT spirit...
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Originally Posted by EvilTOJ
oops. So if this doesn't make sense, well I'm a bit druck so I'll just hit Post now.
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Come join Yankee Ingenuity!
"I'm kind of toasted. But I looked at my watch and it's only 6:30 so I can't stop drinking yet." - Yooper's Bob
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07-08-2008, 05:59 PM
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10th-Level Beer Nerd
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Adams, MA
Posts: 18,895
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BM's probably the best source for these. Anyone got the particular language re: him and the eighteen nutsacks?
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Come join Yankee Ingenuity!
"I'm kind of toasted. But I looked at my watch and it's only 6:30 so I can't stop drinking yet." - Yooper's Bob
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07-08-2008, 06:32 PM
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Drink your beer!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Upper Michigan
Posts: 41,532
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My most recent favorite is in my signature (complete with a fight club edit):
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Originally Posted by RichBrewer
As much as I would LOVE to see you post your ass in the [mod edit], I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of winning.
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This relates to a bet concerning the Brewers and the Rockies this evening. Believe me, I'll die laughing if the Rockies win!
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Broken Leg Brewery
Giving beer a leg to stand on since 2006
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