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Old 02-05-2009, 05:02 PM   #1
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Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.





I cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy ****.'





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Where can i pick him up. My kinda dog
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Are you strong enough to EVEN pick him up!?!?!

That is the kind of dog you attach to the front of your car to save on gas mileage
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I live on the east side of Des Moines. Bring a saddle with yah!
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I'll bring my horse trailer to pick him up.
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That's an awesome dog, wish I lived closer. Who's the gal?

P.S. good use of perspective.
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is he honestly your dog and are you honetly getting rid of him?

He looks awesome. Me and the misses have always had Bernese Mt. Dogs and they're good sized boys but he's a monster!
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Who's the gal?

P.S. good use of perspective.
She's my beer wench! I keep her in the basement, I just hollar down there when I need another beer. SWMBO doesn't like me leaving my beer stuff laying about the house or in the kitchen.

I don't know, I just liked the picture.
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is he honestly your dog and are you honetly getting rid of him?

He looks awesome. Me and the misses have always had Bernese Mt. Dogs and they're good sized boys but he's a monster!
This is just a joke. I think the picture is photo-shopped. Look at right side of the dog. There are rectangle things on his/her side.



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